Regime Change Now Necessary

 For reasons that are too complicated to explain or comprehend, one of the greatest nations in the world is being destroyed by a mentally ill fool whose fame and popularity are the result of his performance as host of a TV reality game show years ago. He wasn't elected on the basis of any qualifying degree(s) of intelligence, experience, political skill, or knowledge. He's obsessed with the goal of regime change in Iran and there are probably other nations he's fantasizing about too.

Considering that this waste of pigeon manure hasn't effectively performed any duties of his office (and has completely refused to comply with all standards of the oath of office he's taken twice), we've now reached the point of needing comprehensive regime change in the USA. 

If we can't do this for ourselves, maybe our democratic allies in other nations will take leadership responsibility for making all the regime changes needed urgently in USA.

College Football 2025: (Game Thirteen, Failure)

 The first eleven games of this season, Texas A&M played poorly sometimes and extremely well at other times and managed to win all eleven games. Then came the trip to Texas U in Austin, and things fell apart. Today, the Aggies hosted Miami in their first CFP game on ABC/ESPN.

Tenth-ranked Miami (10-2) was a 3 1/2 point underdog to seventh-ranked A&M (11-1), but College Football News predicted the Aggies would lose 27-24 at home. The final score was 10-3, with the Hurricanes taking advantage of various failures by the Aggies late in the 4th quarter.

So much for all those dreams. 

College Football 2025: Twelfth Game (Texas U)

In the old days, the most important part of the Thanksgiving holiday was the annual rivalry game matching Texas A&M against Texas University. I saw a few of those games when I was still in public school and the Aggies were the home team. After I was attending Texas A&M, I saw the game every year since it was required among Corps members. Traditionally, Texas U has been better than Texas A&M (the Aggie record against Texas U is a sad 37-77).

The annual game was suspended when A&M left the Big 12 for the SEC West, but t.u. had to follow the Aggies to the SEC, starting last season. The next game as SEC rivals will be played in Austin tomorrow at 6:30 PM Central on ABC. The Aggies (11-0) are favored by 2.5 points against Texas U (8-3). The Aggies are unbeaten and the longhorns lost to Ohio State (14-7), Florida (29-21), and Georgia (35-10). 

College Football News has predicted t.u. will win 27-24. That's enough to make me nauseated, but I'll probably watch as long as A&M can gain and maintain a lead on the scoreboard.

Updated 11:04 PM Friday 11/28: it's very unfortunate that an A&M football season as good as this one had to finish with a 27-17 loss to Texas U in Austin. 

College Football 2025: Eleventh Game (Samford)

 It's almost impossible to build up enthusiasm for a game like this: Texas A&M (10-0) will be hosting Samford (1-10) as an over-50 point favorite. College Football News predicts the Aggies will win 52-0. I watched some of the game on my laptop to kill time, and A&M won 48-0. The next game against Texas U in Austin won't be as easy as the one this afternoon.

College Football 2025: Tenth Game (South Carolina)

I lost track of time, and should have had this opinion written by noon yesterday. Texas A&M hosts South Carolina at Kyle Field on ESPN today at 11:00 AM Central. The Aggies are unbeaten and the Gamecocks are 3-6. A&M is favored by 16 1/2 or 19 1/2 points, depending on where you're checking the spread. The Aggies have been playing the Gamecocks since moving to the SEC, and have a 9-2 winning record, with both losses at South Carolina, including a 44-20 beating last season.

It's not easy to predict an upset loss at home for A&M today, and College Football News predicts a 34-14 win for the Aggies. 

Update 12:54 PM Saturday: So far, the game's been a humiliating exhibition of unprepared A&M offense and defense (missed field goals, poor tackling, dropped passes and poor pass protection). South Carolina is ahead 30-3 at halftime, largely due to A&M's embarrassing performance. This kind of stuff is the reason so many of us suffer from BAS. It will be impossible for A&M to win this game without a ton of mistakes by the Gamecocks in the second half. I won't be watching.

Final update 3:18 PM Saturday:  The second half resumed with A&M trailing 30-3 on the scoreboard, but somehow, Mike Elko has a gift for encouraging comebacks. I wasn't watching the game when it happened, but the Aggies put together enough sensational plays to pull ahead 31-30 and the team found a way to hold their one-point lead for the rest of the game, and now has a 10-0 season W/L record.

College Football 2025: Ninth Game (Missouri)

Strange as it seems, Texas A&M's football team has been unbeatable (8-0) this season, It doesn't matter who they play, where they play, or how they play, they haven't lost any game so far this season. 

After an open date last weekend, the Aggies are back on the road to play Missouri on ABC at 2:30 PM this afternoon. A&M's all-time record against Missouri is 10-7, with most of the games played against them as Big 12 and SEC rivals. The Aggies lead 3-2 in SEC games, and are 1-1 in SEC road games. In today's match-up, Mizzou (6-2) is a 6.5 point underdog, with earlier losses against Alabama (27-24) and Vanderbilt (17-10). College Football News has predicted the Aggies will win 26-20 on the road today. I've hated Missouri since the Big 12 days and their simultaneous relocation to the SEC with A&M in 2012. Kicking their butts on their home field would be nice.

Updated 6:21 PM Saturday: It wasn't a game with flawless execution, but Texas A&M made enough exciting plays on offense, defense and special teams to give Missouri a 38-17 beating.  

College Football 2025: Eighth Game (LSU)

The Texas A&M Aggies are having one of their best seasons since joining the SEC West in 2012. The team has played a fairly respectable schedule, and is undefeated although without any blowout wins so far. The season continues tomorrow with a road game against LSU (5-2). The game is scheduled to start on ABC at 6:30 PM Central. Since A&M started playing LSU as a division rival in conference games, the Aggies have won only four, all at home on Kyle Field (2018, 2020, 2022 and 2024). LSU has won every SEC West game as the home team in Baton Rouge, and they are 2 1/2  point favorites tomorrow, despite two losses (Ole Miss 24-19 and Vanderbilt 31-24). College Football News has posted a predicted LSU win (26-23). My concern is that Texas A&M must play much better than they have in most of the games they've won so far to remain unbeaten. That means no penalties or turnovers giving LSU easy touchdowns.

Updated 10:50 PM Saturday 10/25: Kevin Sumlin wasn't the answer. Jimbo Fisher definitely wasn't the answer. Tonight, Texas A&M gave LSU a butt-kicking (49-25) at Baton Rouge, so maybe Mike Elko is the answer. The Aggies had some penalties, a blocked punt for a safety and a few other turnover problems, but for most of the game, they performed well.

College Football 2025: Seventh Game (Arkansas)

Texas A&M is riding high at 6-0 so far this season, and today they'll visit Arkansas (2-4), with the game starting at 2:30 Central on ESPN. The Aggies are 7.5 point favorites on the road. The Hogs have lost to Ole Miss, Memphis, Notre Dame and Tennessee, and won games against Alabama A&M and Arkansas State.

Texas A&M has played annual games against Arkansas as members of the late Southwest Conference, and as members of the SEC since 2012, and the Hogs have been a rough opponent with A&M's record against them a poor 36-42-3. 

College Football News thinks Arkansas could make more mistakes than the Aggies today, and predicts another loss to A&M (34-27). 

Update 6:17 PM Saturday: Texas A&M had a good lead in the second quarter that was wasted and lost due to sloppy defense. A 21-6 lead was cut down to 21-20 at half-time. Success has gone to the heads of Mike Elko's team apparently. I'm probably finished with this shit for tonight.

The ESPN game coverage was rotten due to a weather delay in starting the game at 2:30 PM. I didn't see the second half, but A&M somehow managed to achieve a close 45-42 win.

According to the TV talking heads in post-game discussions, Texas A&M hasn't produced a 7-0 record since back in the 20th century. Since their next game will be at LSU, loyal Aggie fans should probably not hang their dreams on an 8-0 record this season. 

College Football 2025 Sixth Game (Florida)

 The season is zipping right along and somehow, Texas A&M is unbeaten at 5-0 although the team has been pretty bad when it comes to penalties stalling out promising drives and poor execution on third-down plays. Tomorrow, the Aggies welcome Florida (2-3) to Kyle Field. Florida has lost to LSU, Miami and SFU, but did achieve a fairly impressive 29-21 win against the Texas U. Longhorns last week. 

Tomorrow's game will be on ESPN at 6:00 PM, with A&M favored by 7 1/2 points at home. If the Aggies can gain first downs on third down plays and eliminate those damned penalties, College Football News predicts A&M can win 26-17 and keep their success going a while longer.

Updated 11:05 PM Saturday 10/11: The Aggies played better tonight than they've played in any of the previous five games and won 34-17.

College Football 2025: Fifth Game (Mississippi State)

This has been a busy week, and I haven't given college football much thought as a result. This morning, I was reminded that Texas A&M (4-0) will play Mississippi State (4-1) at Kyle Field tonight. Kickoff will be at 6:30 PM on SEC Network.

MSU has been a handful for the Aggies (9-9) in several games, and this might be another one. The Bulldogs have a single quality win so far, against Arizona State, and A&M is favored by about 14 1/2 points. That looks generous to me since the Aggies struggled to beat Auburn last week. Marcel Reed has been winning as the starting QB but isn't producing many dazzling performances yet. Maybe tonight?

College Football News warns this game could be a trap for the Aggies but predicts the home team will win 34-20. I'll welcome that final score any time against anybody.

Updated 11:02 PM Saturday 10/04/25: The game got off to a sluggish start, with A&M being penalized repeatedly. The score was 14-3 in the third quarter when we decided we'd seen enough. We watched a few reruns of the TV western "Lawman" then decided to check the score of the game. By then the Aggies had improved their lead to 31-9 in the 4th quarter, and that was the final score in an important SEC win for A&M. 

College Football 2025: Fourth Game (Auburn)

After their open date last Saturday, Texas A&M gets back to business this afternoon, hosting Auburn (3-1) at Kyle Field. The game kicks off around 2:30 PM and will be televised on ESPN.

The Aggies are 3-0 after pulling out a last-minute win at Notre Dame, and Auburn is 3-1 after losing their fourth game 24-17 at Oklahoma. The Aggies are favored today by 6.5 points, but Auburn is almost always a tough opponent for them, which should be true again today. College Football News predicted the final score will be an A&M win (30-23), assuming Marcel Reed can shine in the passing game, and the Aggie defense can limit the Auburn running backs.

Update @ 6:24 PM Saturday:  Texas A&M was leading on the scoreboard most of the game, but the Aggies kept Auburn close with sloppy penalties that helped Auburn and hurt themselves. In the fourth quarter, Marcel Reed threw an interception that was returned over 70 yards and gave Auburn an easy two-yard TD run. For most of the 4th quarter, it seemed like A&M was going to blow a conference win with their mistakes. Things were satisfactory at the end with A&M clinging to a 16-10 lead and finishing with a 4-0 season record.

Just Filling the Vacant Space

 Daddy Fatty 4Q is getting tough on Real Daddy, Vladimir Putin, by setting shorter deadlines for Russia to lose the war with Ukraine.

Fatty 4Q must think pissing all over Putin is another smart move that will inspire awe among the MAGA monkeys. He's recommending the European NATO nations just shoot down any Russian aircraft entering their airspace.

Maybe Putin should dispatch a trusted team to gather around Fatty 4Q in his Oval Office and remind the TV reality show host who's really in charge of decision-making since 2016.

Karo Syrup Leavitt, the current blonde bimbo Fatty 4Q chose as press secretary is another brain-dead airhead claiming Americans LOVE Daddy Fatty because his hatred of America is so  authentic.

A Week With No Football Game?

Fatty 4-Q will never be anything more than the most embarrassing old man in USA. Read the reports about his prolonged diatribe at the United Nations, then accept the fact that he's not capable of behaving like an intelligent, mature adult. Fatty 4-Q is a fool who makes at least half of American voters seem like fools themselves.

We should be getting sick and tired of this waste of crap.

College Football 2025: Third Game (Notre Dame)

 The Texas A&M Aggies were able to coast past Texas U @ SA in their first game, then defeated Utah State at home in their second game. Things will start getting serious this week, with Texas A&M on the road at Notre Dame (0-1). The Irish lost their first game (27-24 against Miami) but are favored by seven points tonight at 6:30 PM on NBC. Notre Dame's overall record against A&M is 4-2, and they won the most recent game at Kyle Field in last year's opener.

College Football News expects the ND running game will be more than the Aggies can handle, resulting in a 31-17 loss on the road for TAMU. I'll probably watch as long as A&M is ahead or tied, and will probably stick around as long as ND is no more than six points ahead.

Update 10:56 PM Saturday 9/13/25: The Aggies were able to keep the score fairly close, but the fourth quarter, especially in the last few minutes, was insane. Notre Dame scored a late TD to go ahead, then missed the extra point attempt, leaving them ahead 40-34 with only a few minutes remaining in the game. The Aggies drove 74 yards to tie the score at 40-40 with seconds left on the clock, and the PAT conversion gave Elko his first big 2025 win at 41-40. 

College Football 2025: Second Game (Utah State)

As the new season strains to gain some forward momentum, tomorrow's game will match Aggies (Utah State) against Aggies (Texas A&M) at 11:45 AM (CST) on SEC Network. The betting line favors the Texas A&M Aggies by 31.5 or 32.5 points, and covering the spread may be too much to expect from the home team tomorrow, although College Football News is predicting a final score of 45-10 with A&M winning another home game.

Current events update 4:34 PM Friday: Texas A&M has traditionally maintained the image of a military school that produces commissioned officers, and that motivates me to add a note from the week's news:

Porky Pud-Knocker made a few headlines this week with his grand announcement that he intends to change the name of the Department of Defense to the War Department. This is probably not legal, but Pud-Knocker never wastes time doing anything that IS legal. Nearly every hour of his day is wasted spending time yanking off, and he's never done a single thing that made the United States a better place to live. He's a total waste of shit.

Update 3:32 PM Saturday: Texas A&M made some impressive plays on offense, defense and special teams, and won the game 44-22, although their performance was less impressive in the fourth quarter. 

College Football 2025: First Game (UTSA)

Most of 2025 has been a king-sized load of crap, beginning in January with Duce 47 Assholini and his gang of useless toads, so it could be an enjoyable change of interests to watch Texas A&M football on TV for a few months, hoping the Aggies will be noticeably improved this season compared to how they performed in 2024.

The first game will be hosted at Kyle Field tomorrow (6:00 PM on ESPN). The opponent will be Texas University @ San Antonio, and A&M is favored by 22.5 points or 24.5 points at home, depending on where you look. The best quarterbacks on the 2024 roster transferred to other teams (Conner Weigman to UH and Jaylen Henderson to West Virginia). The new starting Aggie QB will probably be Marcel Reed, who executed some fairly good plays in 2024.

Texas U @ San Antonio may be harder to beat than most A&M fans are expecting, but College Football News has predicted an A&M advantage in rushing yardage and a 41-16 Aggie win. 

Updated 10:14 PM Saturday: The Aggies got started slowly, but was ahead 42-17 late in the fourth quarter, then gave up a late long drive (70 yards) that made the final score 42-24. 

Donald Gruntz versus Media

The last time I typed any political opinions around here, I was still facing some serious surgery, and I didn't get back home until June 20th. By then, I was sick of Donny Gruntz, sometimes known as Pussident Assholini 47, who spends most of his time taking chunks of shit out of his underwear and throwing them at media companies that have been reporting his uselessness as Pussident 47.

There are obvious reasons it's sensible to be sick of D. Gruntz: He constantly calls media organizations "the enemy of the people" because they aren't just biased, but dishonest, corrupt, and dangerous. Simple facts are that D. Gruntz is the worst enemy of Americans because of his dishonesty, corruption and dangerous behavior.

A short walk past a toxic waste dump...

I've scraped dog shit off the soles of my shoes that would make a much better pussident than the fat slob who occupies the position today.

And just for the record, President Joe Biden is 20,000,000 times the man that Dookie Don Assholini is now, ever was, or could ever possibly be. The simplest way to measure Assholini's horrifying inferiority as a member of the human race is to watch who he ridicules, why he does it, and how clever he thinks he's being.

Another easy way to measure Assholini's worthlessness is to look carefully at the other shit-scrapings he chooses to demolish the government of the United States. 

Odds & Ends & Stuff

When I read verbatim transcripts of Pussident Cheato Assholini's speeches, interviews, press conferences, or whatever, it's painfully obvious that he's an ignorant liar with the verbal communication skills of a third-grader. If he wasn't so repulsive, he'd be embarrassing. That's the likeliest explanation for all the official transcripts being scrubbed from the White House website. Of course, there are still plenty of his social media posts on Untrue & Antisocial that expose him as a dangerous mental case.

According to a Newsweek article, there are currently at least 23 former Fox News performers holding positions in Pussident Assholini's menstruation (sic) for which they are ridiculously unqualified. This helps to explain how the federal government is disintegrating so rapidly. Fats Assholini wanted to star in the ultimate TV reality show while (a) using his authority to punish his opponents, and (b) raking in as much dough as he could, as quickly as possible.

More Midweek Moolah Mumbling

Listen, mister pussident Fart Sniffer:

Let's spend the damn money for all the useful things we need, and to hell with more huge tax breaks for those fucking billionaires.

If Cruz gives Fart Sniffer a thumbs-down, it should be an attention-getter. It's also interesting to read that Rafael (Ted) isn't alone in his criticism of the sick fuck (TSF).

The Extreme Court is responsible for much of the dead weight we're carrying with Fart Sniffer in the White House. That can be partly rectified by reinforcing lower federal courts blocking TSF's unconstitutional executive orders.