Texas A&M Football, 2026 Season, First Game

 For an assortment of reasons, I've mostly ignored my collected blog family since the latter months of last year. Old habits are difficult to abandon, and I've typed a lot of words about Texas A&M / college football in more than 300 posts so far, and I'm resuming that particular activity with the first 2026 season game tomorrow.

The game will be played against Missouri State at Kyle Field, will begin around 6:00 PM CT on ESPN, and A&M is a 40 1/2-point favorite. College Football News is expecting this to be a 9-3 season for the Aggies, with the losses coming against LSU, Oklahoma and Texas U. (some things never change around Texas A&M). 

College Football News predicts the Aggies will cover the point spread with a 48-7 win at home. In football, Texas A&M is almost as predictable as Lardbucket has been as the worst precedent (sic) ever in American history.

Update added 9:34 AM Sunday: The Aggie performance in the first half of the game wasn't immaculate, but Missouri State was still behind 19-0 at halftime. It was fairly obvious that A&M would probably remain in the lead, so we watched an old Inspector Lewis episode on DVD instead of the football game. Sure enough, the Aggies led in total offensive yardage 505-67 and won the game 50-0. Missouri State will probably end up being the easiest home game A&M will play in 2026.

Just Filling the Vacant Space

 Daddy Fatty 4Q is getting tough on Real Daddy, Vladimir Putin, by setting shorter deadlines for Russia to lose the war with Ukraine.

Fatty 4Q must think pissing all over Putin is another smart move that will inspire awe among the MAGA monkeys. He's recommending the European NATO nations just shoot down any Russian aircraft entering their airspace.

Maybe Putin should dispatch a trusted team to gather around Fatty 4Q in his Oval Office and remind the TV reality show host who's really in charge of decision-making since 2016.

Karo Syrup Leavitt, the current blonde bimbo Fatty 4Q chose as press secretary is another brain-dead airhead claiming Americans LOVE Daddy Fatty because his hatred of America is so  authentic.

A Week With No Football Game?

Fatty 4-Q will never be anything more than the most embarrassing old man in USA. Read the reports about his prolonged diatribe at the United Nations, then accept the fact that he's not capable of behaving like an intelligent, mature adult. Fatty 4-Q is a fool who makes at least half of American voters seem like fools themselves.

We should be getting sick and tired of this waste of crap.

College Football 2025: Second Game (Utah State)

As the new season strains to gain some forward momentum, tomorrow's game will match Aggies (Utah State) against Aggies (Texas A&M) at 11:45 AM (CST) on SEC Network. The betting line favors the Texas A&M Aggies by 31.5 or 32.5 points, and covering the spread may be too much to expect from the home team tomorrow, although College Football News is predicting a final score of 45-10 with A&M winning another home game.

Current events update 4:34 PM Friday: Texas A&M has traditionally maintained the image of a military school that produces commissioned officers, and that motivates me to add a note from the week's news:

Porky Pud-Knocker made a few headlines this week with his grand announcement that he intends to change the name of the Department of Defense to the War Department. This is probably not legal, but Pud-Knocker never wastes time doing anything that IS legal. Nearly every hour of his day is wasted spending time yanking off, and he's never done a single thing that made the United States a better place to live. He's a total waste of shit.

Update 3:32 PM Saturday: Texas A&M made some impressive plays on offense, defense and special teams, and won the game 44-22, although their performance was less impressive in the fourth quarter. 

Donald Gruntz versus Media

The last time I typed any political opinions around here, I was still facing some serious surgery, and I didn't get back home until June 20th. By then, I was sick of Donny Gruntz, sometimes known as Pussident Assholini 47, who spends most of his time taking chunks of shit out of his underwear and throwing them at media companies that have been reporting his uselessness as Pussident 47.

There are obvious reasons it's sensible to be sick of D. Gruntz: He constantly calls media organizations "the enemy of the people" because they aren't just biased, but dishonest, corrupt, and dangerous. Simple facts are that D. Gruntz is the worst enemy of Americans because of his dishonesty, corruption and dangerous behavior.

A short walk past a toxic waste dump...

I've scraped dog shit off the soles of my shoes that would make a much better pussident than the fat slob who occupies the position today.

And just for the record, President Joe Biden is 20,000,000 times the man that Dookie Don Assholini is now, ever was, or could ever possibly be. The simplest way to measure Assholini's horrifying inferiority as a member of the human race is to watch who he ridicules, why he does it, and how clever he thinks he's being.

Another easy way to measure Assholini's worthlessness is to look carefully at the other shit-scrapings he chooses to demolish the government of the United States. 

Odds & Ends & Stuff

When I read verbatim transcripts of Pussident Cheato Assholini's speeches, interviews, press conferences, or whatever, it's painfully obvious that he's an ignorant liar with the verbal communication skills of a third-grader. If he wasn't so repulsive, he'd be embarrassing. That's the likeliest explanation for all the official transcripts being scrubbed from the White House website. Of course, there are still plenty of his social media posts on Untrue & Antisocial that expose him as a dangerous mental case.

According to a Newsweek article, there are currently at least 23 former Fox News performers holding positions in Pussident Assholini's menstruation (sic) for which they are ridiculously unqualified. This helps to explain how the federal government is disintegrating so rapidly. Fats Assholini wanted to star in the ultimate TV reality show while (a) using his authority to punish his opponents, and (b) raking in as much dough as he could, as quickly as possible.

Friday Cry Day

The week is winding down, and here's something Pussident 47A can contemplate between now and Monday: Sorry Mr. Fart Sniffer, but if you're losing Drag Queen Empty Greene, things are headed downhill for you at scary speed.

P47A Fart Sniffer never looks and sounds dumber than when he pretends to be the epitome of American patriotism. The fat fart sniffer's true loyalty begins and ends with Russia , so why does he think he has permission to start renaming national holidays?

Fat Fart Sniffer has no real understanding of what religious freedom means in America, but as usual, he pretends to have expertise that is completely imaginary.

Can Monday Be Fun Day?

One of the political news reports circulating on the liberal alternate media pages today concerns the so-called Secretary of Defense (sic), Pete Hegseth, who is still in trouble, or is in trouble again. It's now a proven fact that Hegseth is in no way qualified to hold the position he's in. The same thing applies to the bloated blob who selected his useless ass for the DOD job, and pushed him through the Senate confirmation process.

It's obvious the blob has none of the intelligence and experience needed to organize anything resembling an effective presidential administration. Instead of being a competent POTUS, Slobbo the Blobbo is shooting for something he thinks he's good at - starring in a mediocre TV reality show. That won't require him to BE a good precedent (sic), he just needs to LOOK LIKE ONE for the lights and cameras since most of his supporters are too damned ignorant to know the difference.

His time as Pussident 47 will be spent acting out scenes for the sort of low-information goobers who watch most of the Fox News programs or those on the more extreme right-wing news channels. To achieve the level of authenticity he wants, Slobbo filled every prestigious position in his cabinet with people who look good on television, and have experience as guests or hosts on Fox News interview shows. The only other conditions the nominees were required to meet were (A) complete loyalty to Slobbo and obedience to his commands, and (B) fluffing him with hand jobs when he's in a bad mood (most of the time).

Saturdazed Again So Soon?

 Some good reading on the internet about Bozo the Blob's dementia. Bozo is ignorant to begin with, and is losing his struggle with dementia - so of course, he's surrounded himself with unqualified advisors who only tell him things he wants to hear, and take the blame for his stupid mistakes.

To understand what's really happening with Bozo the Blob's misadmenstruation (sic), we need to realize it's all a TV reality show to him. Bozo only succeeds when he's entertaining low-information goobers on the television. 

Bozo insists he's making America great again when it's obvious that he's weakening us with every stunt he pulls. Russia recruited the Blob as an agent after it was determined that he could be very easily manipulated.

Weekend Weakness, Part 2

 All right, let's see a show of hands from all those who truly believe that D. Blobbo (Russian code name Agent Krasnov) will get extremely tough with Vladimir Putin if he refuses to negotiate a peaceful settlement with the Ukraine gubmint. 

Blobbo has abandoned the real world and now occupies his own personal little Fantasyland. For example, he experiences a periodic need to tell media interviewers he's seriously considering running for a third term, because so many Americans want his perfect leadership to continue indefinitely. He's so screwed up he even believes citizens of Greenland, Panama and Canada will eagerly join the United States to enjoy his leadership if he decides to invade them later.

Weekend Weakness

 A riddle for Saturday:

Question: Where is The Asshole of the World ?

Answer: Any place where Donold Duhmp and Felon Mush are located simultaneously.

Okay, that one was just too easy. We'll try to do better next time.

Friday's Fascist Foolishness

Duhmpy Donold (Russian code name Agent Krasnov) is lazy and ignorant, so laziness and ignorance are MAGA membership expectations now. The federal Department of Education is being demolished by executive order to make sure there are no exceptions to the membership rules. Jim Jordan and Empty Greene are models for the rest of the MAGA morons.

For the record, I did some checking and confirmed the 2025 Tesla Cybertruck is without any doubt the ugliest damned vehicle ever sold in the USA, with prices starting at a ridiculous $82,235.

Random Dialing

 It was only a few years ago (2021 to be exact) that most of the civilized world agreed Jumbo Dumbo was not only the worst U.S. president ever, but was a top contender to be named one of the three worst people in the world. In other words, four years of Pussydent 45 was certainly as bad as it could ever get. We thought.

Wrong again, dreamers. All it took to make things much, much worse was adding Elmo Mush to the mix, and allowing him to believe he was sharing the Pussydent 47 position with Jumbo Dumbo 50/50.

The Blob Had Better Beware (Day 31)

The first month of Pussydent 50% x 47 has passed, and there's something interesting posted at AlterNet today that's similar to a first ray of warm sunshine. According to the article, Republicans in Congress are getting fed up with Don Key Wrecked 'Em and his reckless rapid destruction of the federal government. A clash between the jackass and Congress isn't certain, but it's definitely possible.

If blatant corruption and complete incompetence were capital offenses according to federal statutes, Don Key Wrecked 'em and Elmo Mush would be headed for lethal injection before too long. 

PS: Putin owns Wrecked 'em. Remember when Wrecked 'em was boasting about getting peace between Russia and Ukraine by snapping his fingers? 

Those Tesla Cybertrucks are just like the bastard who manufactures them. Like Elmo Musk himself, those things are ugly as fuck, and worthless pieces of shit that can't be trusted.

Beware of The Blob (24th Day, Part 2)

When Don Key Wrecked 'Em was Pussydent 45, he was determined by presidential historians to be The Worst Precedent (sic) in American History. After Joe Biden rolled over him in 2020, I was positive that Americans had seen the last of Dangling Turd's fat worthless ass in any elected office.

It's been about three weeks since Wrecked 'Em moved back into the WH. It's hard to believe, but he's definitely much worse now as P47 than he was as P45.

According to Wrecked 'Em, the only time the USA is NOT a shithole that's ridiculed by the rest of the world is when the person in the White House is anybody other than HIM. This is the total opposite of reality and proves his current dementia. He should be escorted out of the White House in a strait jacket and confined to an institution that provides care for psychopaths 65 and older.

Take money from needy poor people and give all of it to Shit Merchants like Elon.

Here's something that's really sick: Don Key Wrecked 'Em is crawling to Putin, begging for his affection. If he gets his way, Putin will be running the United States soon. 

Even More About the Return of the Blob

It's almost impossible to read the political news every day without wanting drastic actions taken to end the shitstorm that arrived on January 20th. I've decided there are two different problems which require similar solutions.

First, there's Pussident 47 (code name Dangling Turd) and at least a dozen or more unqualified nominees he dug out of garbage cans and trash dumps to fill important federal government positions (Kash Patel, Tulsi Gabbard, RFK Junior, Pete Hegseth, Pam Bondi, et al). Then there's backup Pussident, Elon & His Muskrat Band. In football terminology, this aggregation of worthless dipshits is the offense, with their mission being permanent destruction of the U.S. Constitution and American democracy (evidently preparing for eventual Russian occupation of the place). 

The second problem is the team playing defense, led by MAGA members of the House and Senate who protect the offensive players by ignoring or rationalizing illegal activity, with reinforcement from corporate/legacy media churning out propaganda normalizing the horror show. Those playing defense by protecting the offense should be eliminated by removing them from positions of authority in Congress, or closing down their newspapers and networks.

PS: Just enforce the goddamned laws that are already in the books, for cryin' out loud.

More About Return of The Blob

We will always know when Don Old Dipshit is responsible for some kind of fucking disaster or catastrophe, because he will immediately blame it on Barack Obama and/or Joe Biden. What a worthless piece of rotten meat.

Return of The Blob, Day 4

For the record, Pussydent (sic) Don Old Hump will never do anything that makes the United States a better place by strengthening national unity. Instead of improving the lives of all Americans, the Waste of Shit's goals and priorities will be limited to the following:

• Personal enrichment
• Complete absence of accountability for all illegal or immoral activities
• Satisfying Vladimir Putin by weakening America

A Break from Football

Today is January 6th, 2025. Four years ago today, all hell was breaking loose in Washington D.C. at roughly the same time of day. 

Here's my thought on the fourth anniversary of J6: If there really was a supreme heavenly being blessing America, Demented Don Old would be completing his second year of a prison sentence, with several more still ahead.

He wouldn't be wasting time complaining about flags being at half-mast while he was being inaugurated as 47, since Section 3 of the 14th amendment would have permanently disqualified him from holding the office. God would've made sure that happened.

Added 5:48 PM: Demented Don Old is whining that if Merchan sentences him unconditionally on all 34 felony charges resulting in jury verdicts of guilty, it will mean "the end of the Presidency as we know it." 

Wrong, you worthless turd. Only the end of one.