Q NOTES # 772: The beat goes on (20 questions III)

Question Seven: If Trumplicans ever get the America they dream about, will any decent human beings still want to live here? Asked another way, is the Trumplican dream world  a horrible nightmare for sane Americans?

Question Eight:  If Trumplicans truly believe what happened during the MAGA insurrection on 1/6 was so justifiable and righteous, why do Marjorrhea T Greene and others want to blame everything on Antifa and liberals?

Rhetorical question: What's the deal with these Trumplican assholes? Starting with the motherfucker at the top of the shitheap, the one thing they all seem to have in common is an overwhelming sense of entitlement, a certainty that none of the usual rules apply to them. Little Maddie Cawthorn, who was virtually unknown a year ago, is the poster child for the whole damned party.

Someday when we least expect it, we'll probably learn the real reasons why so many Trumplicans, especially Rand Paul, are eagerly spreading Russian propaganda.

Really, Elon Musk? Hell, I've lived without Twitter this long, and now I'll be living without it forever. 

After Ronnie DeathSentence is finished converting Florida into a mini-dictatorship, totally controlled by himself, it'll be interesting to see how that goes over with both the citizens of his state, and the citizens of the other 49 states. This could eventually lead to the referendum on fascism America probably needs.

Q. Notes, Day 167

Expressing my appreciation to Digby @ Hullabaloo for making it possible for me to read a column from the Washington Post w/o subscribing. The topic can be summarized as "Stupid things Cheezy's followers must believe to be in the club."

This is essential reading for anyone who, like me, refused to consume the offal that was being force-fed to the zombie army during Don T's Inferno this week.

Cheezy wants four more years to protect us from all the problems he created in his first four years. Yeah, that makes sense. So far, cops and right-wing losers like the Rittenhouse punk are responsible for the worst violence.

We need a serious understanding that Cheezy isn't qualified to judge the competence of Kamala Harris or any other human being on the face of the planet. He's the most incompetent president in American history, and all those "great" people he surrounds himself with have been disasters whose only skills are fluffing Cheezy's ego.

When Cheezy blabs about making America great again, Kyle Rittenhouse is exactly what he has in mind.

Simple Fact

If Donny Dump wasn't guilty as hell, he and his accomplices in Congress would be doing the exact opposite of everything they've done and are still doing now. He's one guilty motherfucker.

When Donnie goes marching off to war, hurrah, hurrah~

Based on articles I've read, written by people who know, the Pustule of the United States [Donnie Doolittle] hates reading anything longer than three sentences, unless there are also lots of pictures of him included. Many of the people who staff the White House devote most of their time to agreeing with everything he says, or fabricating the kind of total bullshit that makes him happy when he hears it. This is not a guy who makes complicated decisions based on all the available data.

Add that knowledge to the proven fact that at least 99.6 percent of the crap Donnie says is goddamn lies, and there's no reason to believe anything we're being told about the latest conflict with Iran. What did Vladimir Putin instruct Donnie to do, and when did he issue the order? Putin does the thinking when it comes to U.S. foreign policy.

Added 11:58 PM Saturday: DAILY KOS with a report that Putin may be displeased with the Pustule. This opens interesting new possibilities, since Russia built this snowman, and can easily turn him into a puddle of slush. I guess I'll need to stay tuned for further developments, since I have trouble believing the Pustule would make a move without big daddy's okay.

Forgiving

I'd reached my limit and turned off last night's Democratic debate on CNN long before the last question, but I've read that it led to some discussion about forgiving and forgetting... that "Let's be nice and work together" bullshit that sounds good but is irrelevant in a nation with Donny Strunz, Moscow Mitch, and Booger Barr filling top government jobs. You know, the kind of idealistic question that (R) politicians are never asked, but (D) politicians always are.

After a few months of watching the orange shit stain pretending to be a so-called precedent (sic), I realized there was no place for his loyal supporters in my life, and I decided that I had just enough tolerance to excuse, at most, four or five close friends or relatives who might eventually be exposed as Strunz voters, but prudently tried to conceal the fact from me. To hell with all the rest of those assholes.

About 25 percent of Americans are willing to admit there's nothing Strunz could do that would turn them against him. When it comes to forgiving that level of assholery, count me out.

If it's obviously white, Strunz says it's black. If it's obviously hot, he says it's cold. If it's obviously up, he says it's down. If it's obviously wet, he says it's dry. This shit goes on day after day, but his deplorable deadend disciples believe his version every time. That alone means (a) they're too stupid to realize he's lying to them, or (b) they're too depraved to care. We don't need to be worrying about how to forgive them; we need to be working out a plan to deport them to Russia.

False Assumptions

I've recently reached a few conclusions. One of them is that most Americans over 30 are still living in the 20th century when it comes to their perceptions of reality, and are still locked into the belief that only people who have the right combination of intelligence, expertise, experience, and patriotism will qualify to become president in the USA. Their assumption is that since he's president, Donnie must possess all the required qualifications because that's just how things are done around here. 

Since they're starting with so many incorrect assumptions, people can't comprehend the facts in this situation, The media sources they rely upon for information are chained to those same assumptions -- and either cannot or will not stop portraying Donnie as a "normal" president. Thus, most people are looking in all the wrong places, searching for possible reasons why these things are happening - instead of coming to terms with the simple truth.

The bottom line: What voters think they have and what they actually have in Donnie are two entirely different things -- but it explains why public support for impeachment isn't at least 75 percent today.

The Mueller Report, Part One

Been reading the comments posted at some of the reliable liberal websites, and apparently a lot of people who don't know any more facts than I do have it all figured out. I have several theories of my own, and here are some of my thoughts on the matter under discussion:

In 2016, Hillary Clinton was the known quantity, after her years in the White House, the Senate, and the State Department. Donnie Plop, on the other hand, was mainly known as a successful real estate tycoon because of a fictional character he played on a TV show. This was one of several factors that caused too many voters not to take the election seriously.

Another factor was that Donnie Plop used his TV show experience to manipulate the coverage he received in the media. The media record in meaningful investigation and reporting of this motherfucker's activity is about ten failures for each success.

Finally, Plop received a lot of help from the Russians, and it's now obvious this was part of a quid pro quo conspiracy.

As a result of these and other factors, we've ended up with a so-called precedent (sic) who's both a mental case and a criminal. The worst people in the world still find him attractive, which means Plop has the support of most Republicans, or about 38 percent of American voters. So far, he hasn't caused enough damage to the economy or national security to weaken him substantially with the worthless bottom feeders who love him.

Here's the dilemma these factors have created: The so-called precedent (sic) is a Russian asset at the very least, and is mentally unstable to boot. He has the loyal support of millions of morons who believe everything he tells them. The damage he's capable of causing to the United States is obvious to anyone who's paying attention, but the Constitution gives him a lot of protection to go with all that power.

The metaphor that fits this situation is one we've seen in movies. There's a powerful unexploded bomb in a crater in the middle of a city. It needs to be defused by highly trained specialists, requiring a sequence of careful steps to prevent detonation that will level the city and kill most of its residents.

In the next election, Donnie Plop will be the known quantity. If the specialists who are working now to deactivate the bomb succeed, there won't be many voters who aren't taking the election seriously next year. The dud will be hauled off safely. 

Not one or the other. Both.

Some people say Donnie Zeppo is a Russian agent. Other people say he's the head of a criminal enterprise.

In fact, Donnie Zeppo is a Russian agent AND the head of a criminal enterprise. That makes no difference whatsoever to your average Republican politician or voter. Those are some fucked up people.

Added 8:00 PM Wednesday: I wonder how many people voted for Zeppo believing he really was the character he played on the TV show, and his promise that if they elected him, they'd be begging him to stop winning so much. I don't know the exact number, but I'm pretty sure it was a large percentage of his vote. And all of them are fucking idiots.

Breach

Last night we watched the 2007 movie Breach, with Chris Cooper playing former FBI agent Robert Hanssen, arrested for espionage in 2001 and sentenced to life in prison in 2002. It's an excellent spy story with a fine cast, but what made the movie most interesting to me was its reminder that not so long ago, helping the Russians for money was considered a serious crime in the United States.

See where we are now, with a Russian asset in the White House and a Republican Party that has no problems with it. Fucking unbelievable.

Added 1:22 AM Saturday: Additional reading on the Russian asset

Payoff

The longer Donnie Mushroom whines about building a wall, the more I'm convinced that somewhere in there, he's seeing a kickback opportunity.

Learning a lesson?

Most of us have known this is amateur hour for a long time, and we predicted it shortly after Donnie Phugtupp was officially allowed to begin serving as the make-believe precedent (sic). Anybody who watched the bozo trying to debate Hillary Clinton should have known that Fat Donnie didn't have a single qualification for the office. It's unfortunate, but in the long run, the problems created by the shit smear and his clown circus are probably the best way to teach the lesson.

Every eight years or so, America needs a brutal reminder that allowing Republicans to control the White House and Congress simultaneously is a surefire recipe for serious trouble.

Added 6:47 PM Saturday: To make us feel better, we now get the true story on how this obsession with The Wall actually originated.

Liberal Craziness

I've just been in an email exchange with my best bro concerning the merits of neutral political websites like Politico and The Hill compared to ones that are more overtly biased in favor of liberal causes and opposition to Donnie Dim's attempt to takeover the USA.

As long as Donnie Dim is flying to and from his campaign rallies and golf weekends on Air Force One, I'll get most of my news from left-wing sources like Alternet. Of course, the American people won't ever know whether the Russians were actually able to change the vote totals in enough states to give Dim a win in the EC, just like we'll never know for sure who was involved in the JFK assassination. Some stories are better left untold. But at least Alternet is willing to discuss the possibility that it happened, or could happen. In times like these, it's pretty stupid to believe that anything falls under the heading "Could Never Happen."

Speaking of Air Force One, I've read that Donnie Dim has ordered the paint scheme on the plane(s) changed from the current one chosen by First Lady Jackie Kennedy, to a "more patriotic" red, white, and blue. Has anyone else noticed that the Russian flag is also red, white, and blue?

This is the one Donnie salutes.

Consequences

According to the worthless assholes on Fox News, migrants from Central America whose children are going into cages are just having to deal with the consequences of their choices.

I want to see the day when Donnie Dogsnot is forced to deal with the consequences of HIS choices, and is looking at a long, long time in a cage. I wonder what the Fox News assholes would be saying about that.

Penalties

I've been pondering the matter for several weeks, and I've concluded that we need to be punished, and it should be swift, certain, and painful. The part about painful is especially important, because Donnie Doolittle is the kind of horrible mistake this country can never afford to make again. It's unfortunate that the people who actually voted for the worthless asshole won't be forced to suffer all of the punishment, but that's life. Nobody promised us it would be fair.

If (when) it comes, the punishment will surprise most people, since the media have neglected their responsibility to report the truth and keep the public informed. Instead, they've focused on the TV reality show aspects of the fiasco. 

Mealy-mouthing

Donnie Uranus is the proverbial 800 gallons of shit in a 2-gallon bucket. For the sake of comparison, Lindsey Graham is only 50 gallons of shit in a 2-gallon bucket.

Donnie's the guy who thinks there are some good things to be said for that whole concentration camp deal. Lindsey has yet to render an opinion on the topic (as far as I know), but that shouldn't be interpreted as being against them, necessarily.

Modern Humor

Michelle Wolf did a comedy routine at the WHCA dinner last night. I didn't watch it on TV, but I read a lot of comments online about her before bedtime. There were so many liberals whining and weeping about her brutal wisecracks and dirty mouth, I was really sorry I missed it. Anyway, I just looked at a news feed on Google and found a transcript of her whole routine in the Washington Post. Personally, I thought it was pretty damned funny, and everybody who needed a swift kick in the crotch got at least one, and most got several.

Updated 10:40 AM Monday 30 April: Kos explains that the outrage should be aimed at the rant Donnie Piss Puddle delivered at his "campaign rally" in Michigan instead.

The DACA Solution

The number of young people protected by DACA is estimated to be around 800,000. I recommend the U.S. government grant permanent legal resident status to all 800,000 of them. Then, instead of rounding them up for mass deportation, we should deport 800,000 Republicans, starting with Donny, his entire cabinet and staff, most of his appointees, every Republican in Congress who hasn't announced retirement, and every conservative who's ever defended Donny on a cable news program. All 800,000 should be shipped to Russia where Putin can decide what he wants to do with them.

The Loop

Donnie Placenta is often compared to a child in the decaying body of a fat old man. This is a problem because when a child gets a new toy every time he says or does something really nasty, does anyone actually believe he'll ever stop saying and doing bad things?

In Donnie's case, his base (the only people he cares about) eats it up when he pisses all over the place. The worse he is as a so-called precedent (sic), the more his fans laugh and clap, and the more he can relive his glory days as the star of a popular TV show who got away with everything.

To sum it up, all of Donnie's incentives involve finding new ways to entertain his audience by being an asshole. This is some sick shit.

Current Events Quiz 1 for 2018

Many Congressional Republicans are now attacking Robert Mueller's investigation. Which of the following factors are motivating them?

A. They've personally accepted big money from the Russians.
B. They're being blackmailed by the Russians, Donnie, or both.
C. They know they can be prosecuted as criminal accomplices.
D. They're scared Donnie's lunatic followers are coming for them.
E. They're Republicans, so being total shit is their normal behavior.
F. All of the above.

Correct answer: F

Answer: The Russians are also attacking Mueller.
Question: Name something Republicans and Russians have in common.

No Moore for me, thanks.

Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you.

This has been one of my better days. Things just seemed to click into place, and for some reason, I was optimistic that something good would happen before midnight. As it turned out, my optimism was rewarded. Redneck Roy can mount up and ride off into the sunset, and Washington can greet Senator Doug Jones.

Hullabaloo: The deplorables are upset because all decent Americans wish they'd shut up and drop dead. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's sick and fucking tired of hearing about the poor abused Trump loogies and their concerns.

Update 3:58 PM Wednesday: Daily Kos sifts through the demographics of the Doug Jones win.