Showing posts with label Willard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Willard. Show all posts

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Ain't Mitts the shits?

As I read the political blogs today, it appears that good old Moderate Massachusetts Mormon Mitt is back with a vengeance. He disappeared for a few months while Santorum, Perry, Cain, Bachmann and Gingrich were on his case, attacking his ideological impurities -- but now he has those fucking tea party assholes eating out of the palm of his hand.

Hey, Mitt. Way to hang in there, bro. Welcome back.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

A change of pace

Let's assume Willard wins the November election. As far as I can tell, he'll be the first president to own dancing horses and an elevator for his cars. How cool is that?

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Moderate Massachusetts Mormon Mitt

The following is a comment I posted online under one of my assumed identities as an anti-Republican troll:

D.R., since you haven't been able to keep up with my comments, I'll repeat some of them for you. I don't have a problem with Romney, and I suppose his staffer was being honest when he made the Etch A Sketch analogy a while ago. Romney knew that to outlast the likes of Santorum, Bachmann, Perry, Cain, and Gingrich, he had to win at least a share of the RW lunatic fringe vote, while the others split up the rest among themselves.

Being an ambitious politician, he's been saying and doing the things he has to do to survive the primaries, and it's worked beautifully. Once things are past the point of no return, with his nomination securely in hand, he'll start sending out signals that Moderate Massachusetts Mormon Mitt is still alive and well, and I imagine the odds are better than 50/50 that he'll win in November. That's when he'll probably cut the lunatic fringe loose for good, and if he does, he might be a pretty effective two-term president.

I've been pulling for Mitt all along, and I pulled for him in 2008. As Republicans go, he strikes me as one of the few good ones. Among this season's crop, only Huntsman was better. Mitt is above all else pragmatic and ambitious, and he knows that if he wants to be a president with a legacy of success, he'll need to govern from the place where most Americans live.

Bottom line is, I'll probably be happier with President Romney than 75 percent of Republicans will be.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Ho hum

Willard apparently swept the primaries held today (Wisconsin, Maryland and the District of Columbia). On the sidelines, Santorum is pouting and insisting that he's in the contest until the final shots are fired -- and somewhere in the damp darkness of political oblivion, Newter is thinking that if Santorum can stay in, then by God, he can too. And the slugs continue to inch along, leaving their disgusting slime trails behind them.

It looks like I'll soon experience the contentment of knowing that Insantorum, Gingrich, Bachmann, Perrito, Sugar Cain, and Palin will NEVER be president.