Call Him TSF (Joe Did)

This week has been a depressing, stressful mess for several reasons, and I haven't been in the mood to spend much time following political news. 

A few weeks ago, Joe was captured on a live mic referring to Dooky Toadfartz as "a sick fuck." It didn't result in much controversy, and now TSF (The Sick Fuck) has gained acceptance as a convenient online shortcut when the discussion topic is TWPE (The Worst Precedent Ever). 

So what has TSF been up to lately? For starters, he's waded into quicksand on the abortion issue. For several decades, one of the primary goals of the (R) Party was the reversal of Roe v. Wade by the USSC, which would make the total abolition of abortion possible. When TSF, with the aid of Moscow Mitch, was able to add three right-wing assholes (Gorsucks, Boof and Handmaid) to Smirkin' Sammy and Clearance Sale, the GOP (now MAGA) dream finally became reality, and TSF started claiming complete credit as the Hero Who Ended Abortion Forever. 

Stripping American voters of what they believe are precious civil rights will usually produce a backlash, and the reversal of Roe v. Wade led to a big one: MAGA started losing elections that were believed to be in the bag for them. 

Since he desperately wants to win the November election, TSF tried the big ditch & switch again by jumping from one side of a hot issue to the other, and hoping nobody notices. By suddenly pretending to be a Classic Moderate on abortion, TSF has infuriated the hardcore MAGA Magoos, but most voters aren't buying into the switch either.

Now desperately needing some kind of reversal, TSF wants to change the focus from abortion to voting by non-citizens. Investigative studies have found that non-citizen voting is a microscopic problem, but TSF will never accept the fact that Joe kicked his butt, so he's blaming foreigners again.

Criminal Activity

 Question: What is the Classic Example of a Farce?

Answer: The outstanding classic example would definitely be Don Old Lump facing the television cameras with a group of cops, demanding that law and order be restored in America.

Which Is It?

Don Old X. Crement often pinballs from one story to another, and based on his record, all the stories are lies. Earlier this week, Don Old was whining about the impossibility of obtaining the required $454,000,000 security bond funding, then he suddenly revealed that he has a cash stash of $500,000,000 available. 

Another development this week was the X. Crement campaign's decision that many of Don Old's scheduled campaign activities would be cancelled due to limited ability to finance them. Most (if not all) recent events have produced video clips exposing his increasing cognitive decline (dementia). The video is being featured in Biden ads on social media, in House committee meetings, and on late night TV talk shows - leading to concern that campaign appearances are damaging Don Old more than helping him. So which is it, or is it both? 

PS added 5:40 PM: Focus group leader Frank Luntz has a reputation as one of the most worthless talking heads appearing on cable news shows, and his latest foolishness is a persistent argument on CNN that if New York AG Letitia James starts seizing Don Old's property, the resulting outcry will guarantee his election in November. Intelligent people who keep up with politics realize that the only voters who give a flying fuck about Don Old's misfortunes were going to vote for him anyway. Most Americans are tired of listening to his goddamned tantrums, including a decent percentage of Republicans.

Midweek Mumbling

 Okay, you show me people who insist their lives were better four years ago (March 2020) under Don Old Demento, and I'll show you ignorant assholes who should forfeit their right to vote.

Hump Daze

Is Wednesday still referred to as hump day? When you retire, all the days of the traditional M-F work week are about the same.

Yesterday, the bloated waste of shit was being especially repulsive, even more than usual, while he was making noise about locking Nikki Haley's supporters out of the Republican Party. He's officially renamed the party MAGA and apparently considers it personal property under his exclusive ownership now.

Haley fought a good fight, and campaigned against the worthless asshole TSF actually is instead of the gift to the world he thinks he is. In every primary, she earned the votes of people who've had enough of MAGA and want another choice (usually between 20 and 40 percent of the total).

Now that Haley won't be on the campaign trail ripping him a new hole, the weak slimeball has reversed himself again, and is begging Haley's voters to crawl back to him. Joe is already making a strong appeal to them himself. If he can attract most of them, he'll be around for another four years.

PS at 5:52 PM: If all those people who voted for Nikki Haley are serious about wanting an alternative to TSF Don Old Hump, their smartest move will be to support Joe with their votes in November. That's the only move that will end Hump's catastrophic political career permanently. Will they be wise enough to do it?

Hysteria

I was surprised late yesterday when I first read about the Extreme Court's choice to take up Dipshit Dimwit's appeal that he can't be guilty of felonies since he had total immunity as the so-called precedent (sic). After the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that no immunity existed, I expected the Extremes to stay above the fray and uninvolved.

The reaction among liberals who post on Democratic-leaning web pages seems to follow the usual pattern. Many of them are surrendering, expecting the six right-wingers to confirm immunity, or more likely, slow down the process to keep the federal cases in D.C. and Florida from happening before November.

There are a few liberals who caution against panic and since I don't know what's going on behind closed doors, I'll try to remain patient. I can't see more than the two worst Extremes (Smug Sammy and Clearance Sale) confirming immunity. 

Added 6:19 PM: I stopped worrying about politics to start working on my income tax return, then went back to the internet to see what new crisis had developed. The Extremes plan to start hearing arguments on April 22nd, but most Democrats seem convinced that they won't issue their ruling on immunity for several months afterward. I"m not able to locate any credible confirmation of this timeline (that it's written in stone, or otherwise required).

Unprecedented?

Nearly every day, Dimwit Dipshit posts a lengthy screed in all-caps on his shabby social media platform. These diatribes repeat the same tiresome complaints about his trials & tribulations, which he insists have never happened before in U.S. history and prove the nation is falling apart. What Dipshit will never acknowledge is that what's happening now says much more about HIM than it says about America. He's the worst mistake this country ever made, and now we're paying for it.

Valentine Daze

I didn't need to read many of the articles in this morning's news to decide one thing: The simplest and surest way to recognize serious mental illness is whenever someone says electing D91FC is necessary to save America, proving their perception of reality has been completely reversed (like an old B&W photo negative).

A lot of MAGA mental cases believe D91FC was sent by god. If she sent that bastard, her stock of poisonous toads and giant cockroaches must have been totally depleted.

Some breaking news reports this afternoon concern a serious national security threat presented by Russia. Maybe this will stimulate a lot of fierce criticism and backlash against the Waste of Shit and every one of his Russia-loving MAGA Monkeys - like Ron Johnson, Tucker Carlson, Rand Paul, Empty Greene, et al.