Crooks and Liars offers two articles discussing alternate versions of what the Donald Thunderfartz dictatorship might look like in the horrifying event of his return to the White House. The first version presents a nightmare scenario in which the existing federal bureaucracy is emptied of its competent career employees, with virtually all of them replaced by MAGA trash whose only qualifications are (a) loyalty to the Waste of Shit, and (b) willingness to ignore rules, regulations, and the law to meet his demands. The CIA and DOJ will be instructed to punish anyone who ever made Thunderfartz angry, with revenge being the main goal of the regime.
The alternate version features an argument that Thunderfartz isn't prepared to be a permanent fascist dictator because it would require levels of energy, ability and intelligence the worthless fuck lacks. Being another Hitler would demand too much of the time he prefers to spend watching cable news shows and playing golf. His top priority would be cancelling anything involving his prosecution.
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