I won't argue the fact: There are places in Asia, Africa, the Middle East, Central America or South America that could reasonably be called the asshole of the world. I've seen some of those places in movies or TV news reports, although I've been fortunate to escape seeing them in person.
But let's get serious here. None of those foreign third-world dumps deserve to be known as the asshole of the world as much as Alabama, Mississippi or Texas. Why? Because this is the United States, and IN A COUNTRY LIKE THE USA, THERE AIN'T NO GODDAMN EXCUSE FOR SHIT LIKE THIS!
Beauregard Sessions. Roy Moore. And now we get some worthless dipshit named Brett Talley.
So this week, Alabama claims the trophy. That's not to say that Texas or Mississippi won't be able to reclaim it, since both are also swarming with ignorant yahoos, rednecks, crackers, and lowlifes.
Update 11:39 PM: When Texas reclaims the title Asshole of the World, as it inevitably will, Rep. Louie Gohmert will be one of the top five reasons why. That disgusting shit bubble has a permanent spot in the top five.
But let's get serious here. None of those foreign third-world dumps deserve to be known as the asshole of the world as much as Alabama, Mississippi or Texas. Why? Because this is the United States, and IN A COUNTRY LIKE THE USA, THERE AIN'T NO GODDAMN EXCUSE FOR SHIT LIKE THIS!
Beauregard Sessions. Roy Moore. And now we get some worthless dipshit named Brett Talley.
So this week, Alabama claims the trophy. That's not to say that Texas or Mississippi won't be able to reclaim it, since both are also swarming with ignorant yahoos, rednecks, crackers, and lowlifes.
Update 11:39 PM: When Texas reclaims the title Asshole of the World, as it inevitably will, Rep. Louie Gohmert will be one of the top five reasons why. That disgusting shit bubble has a permanent spot in the top five.
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