Say you sue me because you say my dog bit you.Legal defense argument attributed to Richard "Racehorse" Haynes.
Well now this is my defense:
My dog doesn't bite.
And second, in the alternative, my dog was tied up that night.
And third, I don't believe you really got bit.
And fourth, I don't have a dog.
I'm waiting to see what variation of the Racehorse defense Herman "Sugar" Cain adopts as he tries to brush off breaking news that he was accused of sexual harassment. Don't sweat it, Sugar man. It didn't keep Clarence off the Supreme Court.
Added 11:20 pm, same day: Sexual harassment allegations, and now reports of potentially serious campaign finance irregularities. Sugar Cain may have zero political experience, but it seems like he's just as sleazy as the typical Washington politician. If America decides to say "Fuck it, we just don't care anymore" and elects this turd, he should fit right in.
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