A Brief Break From Football

During football season, Hot Water Sandwich is devoted almost entirely to college football generally, and Texas A&M /SEC games particularly. I try to post my opinions on all five blogs in chronological order, and I've posted stuff on all four of the other siblings since the last time there was a football weekend discussed here. 

After the recent election disaster on November 5th, I was stunned by MVP's loss to Slobbo the HOT (Huge Orange Turd). I was sure Kamala Harris would win all three Blue Wall states, and at least two of the Sun Belt swing states, but it didn't happen. I'm still not sure there was no illegal manipulation of the voting in some of those swing states.

At any rate, being as stunned and disappointed as I was, I had no tolerance for the crap being reported at most of the liberal Alternative Media sources. Since I didn't keep up with things that were happening, I had nothing to express opinions about. 

When I'm reading articles at the liberal Alternative Media web pages about current politics, I visualize MAGA as thousands of lazy fat pigs who love to wallow around in shallow pools of their own biological waste. All red states have areas of a few hundred acres that are fenced in, where their lazy fat pigs can wallow happily in their own shit. 

The thousands of MAGA swine are led by an enormous orange pig called Covfefe, who weighs roughly 800 pounds and demands that the smaller pigs lick him clean after he joins them for several hours of wallowing in their excrement.

Update added 2:13 PM Friday 11/22: As soon as the election had been called in his favor, Slobbo the HOT began his victory gloating, insisting that he'd won a monumental landslide and an unprecedented mandate. What he failed to realize was that several blue states were days away from completing tabulation of the popular vote. Now that the counting is being finished, Slobbo has won the Electoral College - but he won less than fifty percent of the national popular vote for the third time in three tries. So much for his unprecedented mandate. 

(--- and the horse he rode in on. Maybe he enjoys looking like an ignorant asshole, because that's what he is if he thinks a majority of Americans want him to deliver on the horrible stuff he promised to do during his campaign pep rallies).