Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Q NOTES # 1178: Tuesdaze Trash

If they weren't so dangerous, MAGA Morons would be comical.

As the only leader they have sinks deeper every day in the quicksand of legal jeopardy, his deplorable dimwits desperately want to balance the scales by pretending Joe Biden committed worse crimes than their beloved blowhard's felonies. 

The only reason the morons can't produce even a tiny shred of proof that they aren't lying? The FBI fears a whistleblower who has incriminating evidence will be murdered by Joe's hit men if his identity is revealed. So they say.

This is yet another example of the TV reality show politics implemented by Donny Dump, in which any fantasy you really believe is true.

Today is June 6th, and 79 years ago today, the D-Day invasion began. The eventual defeat of Hitler's army was just a matter of time as things worked out. Weirdly enough, the United States is still facing a Nazi threat, but it's happening here rather than in Europe and the Nazis are mainly U.S. citizens who support MAGA fascism. They hate being called Nazis, but they won't stop behaving like Nazis.

Speaking of trash, Rafael (Ted) Cruz was on Fox News whining about AG Garland, claiming that the AG is going after Donny Dump because he was denied Scalia's vacant seat on the supreme court (sic). I'm convinced the Cruzer knows this is total crap, but he says it anyway because he's another one of those steaming piles of fresh excrement that fill the MAGA Manure party. He doesn't have the guts to admit the Dumper wouldn't be in this predicament if the Senate had removed him from office the first time he was impeached by the House. Rafael knows he can get away with stunning dishonesty because nearly 60% of the voters in Texas are ignorant goobers who'll fall for anything they hear on right-wing propaganda channels like FNC.

Added 7:46 PM: The final Trash update of the day involves an interview the waste of shit agreed to do with NPR, one of the few remaining media outlets that doesn't feel compelled to treat the Dumpster like he's just another normal U.S. president (instead of one of the ten worst people in the world). I can't stand to hear that loser's voice, so I prefer to read verbatim transcripts of his insane rants whenever they're available online.

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