Unification Plan

So-called precedent (sic) Donny Dien Cai Dau was in Europe this week, looking like a fat, ignorant dipshit and shaming every American capable of being embarrassed. When he wasn't touching himself inappropriately, he paused for an interview with right-wing TV talking head Laura Ingraham. She asked him what he could do to unify the country (instead of what he's actually doing). Donny's "Look at me, I'm a fucking asshole" response was typical: The country would be unified if everyone would shut up, stop criticizing him, and cooperate with every rotten idea he proposed or implemented.

Donny is the best example of what's meant by the term "a waste of oxygen."

PS: Moscow Mitch McConnell is the second-best example.

What would we have to pay them to keep the asshole over there?