Sunday, February 3, 2019

Super Sunday 2019

Every NFL season, I only watch part of one pro football game, the Super Bowl. The game often features the New England Patriots against some NFC team. The Patriots are to the NFL as Alabama is to college football: regularly playing for the national championship. I used to like the Patriots, and I rooted for them until I found out the owner, head coach, and star quarterback are all supposed to be big supporters of Donald Wangdoodle. That's the reason I'll pull for the Los Angeles Rams to win tonight, and I hope they whip New England's ass.

Another report is out about Wangdoodle's typical workday. Apparently, he's still the same fat, lazy motherfucker he was last year, when the first report on his idleness made headlines. On one hand, it's infuriating that he spends most of the day watching TV news shows and generally dicking off. On the other hand, he causes less damage when he isn't trying to actually do things.

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