Oscar Night

I watched the Oscars being awarded on TV last night, even though I haven't seen any of the movies that were nominated. This morning, I read that Double Cheese Shitburger was very offended by what Spike Lee said during his acceptance speech, and took it as a personal attack. The smell of panic is everywhere around him now.

Since I saw the whole show, I'm sure Double Cheese's hardcore followers weren't watching by the time Spike Lee went onstage. All the talk about being kind and decent to others would've scared those losers off in the first fifteen minutes,