Toe that line, mother****er.

Apparently, the GOP establishment has finally laid down the law to the orange-faced shit splatter, and bent him to its will. Starting today, the cheese doodle has decided that he will be just another typical Republican presidential nominee after all. No more frantic populist demagoguery -- just heaping piles of the same dried-out dog shit that conservatives have been shoveling since about 1976: tax code simplification, tax cuts for the rich, deregulation, and privatization.

I wonder how long it will be until another insane impulse takes over the cheese doodle's thought process, and he hacks up another verbal abomination. Even more important, will his cult still worship him now that he's acting like Mitt Romney disguised as a nacho?