Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Serving Hillary

Right-wing assholes live in a world where Doing Something Conservatives Don't Like is a misdemeanor charge punishable by six months in a federal prison, ten years probation, and a fine of up to 250,000 dollars.

If someone commits the act of Doing Something Conservatives Don't Like more than once, the charge is upgraded to the felony level.

Since Hillary Clinton has Done Something Conservatives Don't Like at least 250-300 times, Republicans believe she's eligible for the death penalty. They expect that hanging, a firing squad, lethal injection, or all three, will derail her presidential campaign.

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