Always circling their wagons against the hostiles, the Goofy Old People are planning to boycott CNN and NBC by not letting them show the Republican debates during the 2016 presidential campaign. Presumably, this has something to do with liberal media bias, but in the parallel universe occupied by the Grouchy Old People, everything is somehow connected to liberal mainstream media prejudice against them.
In my world, the GOP decision to boycott the networks rates a big "Who fucking cares?" I decided years ago that life's too short and too precious to waste valuable seconds watching Republican turds arguing on TV about who's more conservative. If one of them makes a complete asshole out of himself (or herself, if Palin or Bachmann is present), the instant replays can be viewed at my convenience on the Internet. Seriously, the only reason to pay attention to conservative Republicans is to witness an implosion.
In my world, the GOP decision to boycott the networks rates a big "Who fucking cares?" I decided years ago that life's too short and too precious to waste valuable seconds watching Republican turds arguing on TV about who's more conservative. If one of them makes a complete asshole out of himself (or herself, if Palin or Bachmann is present), the instant replays can be viewed at my convenience on the Internet. Seriously, the only reason to pay attention to conservative Republicans is to witness an implosion.
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