College Football 2025: Third Week (Notre Dame)

 The Texas A&M Aggies were able to coast past Texas U @ SA in their first game, then defeated Utah State at home in their second game. Things will start getting serious this week, with Texas A&M on the road at Notre Dame (0-1). The Irish lost their first game (27-24 against Miami) but are favored by seven points tonight at 6:30 PM on NBC. Notre Dame's overall record against A&M is 4-2, and they won the most recent game at Kyle Field in last year's opener.

College Football News expects the ND running game will be more than the Aggies can handle, resulting in a 31-17 loss on the road for TAMU. I'll probably watch as long as A&M is ahead or tied, and will probably stick around as long as ND is no more than six points ahead.

Update 10:56 PM Saturday 9/13/25: The Aggies were able to keep the score fairly close, but the fourth quarter, especially in the last few minutes, was insane. Notre Dame scored a late TD to go ahead, then missed the extra point attempt, leaving them ahead 40-34 with only a few minutes remaining in the game. The Aggies drove 74 yards to tie the score at 40-40 with seconds left on the clock, and the PAT conversion gave Elko his first big 2025 win at 41-40. 

College Football 2025: Second Week (Utah State)

As the new season strains to gain some forward momentum, tomorrow's game will match Aggies (Utah State) against Aggies (Texas A&M) at 11:45 AM (CST) on SEC Network. The betting line favors the Texas A&M Aggies by 31.5 or 32.5 points, and covering the spread may be too much to expect from the home team tomorrow, although College Football News is predicting a final score of 45-10 with A&M winning another home game.

Current events update 4:34 PM Friday: Texas A&M has traditionally maintained the image of a military school that produces commissioned officers, and that motivates me to add a note from the week's news:

Porky Pud-Knocker made a few headlines this week with his grand announcement that he intends to change the name of the Department of Defense to the War Department. This is probably not legal, but Pud-Knocker never wastes time doing anything that IS legal. Nearly every hour of his day is wasted spending time yanking off, and he's never done a single thing that made the United States a better place to live. He's a total waste of shit.

Update 3:32 PM Saturday: Texas A&M made some impressive plays on offense, defense and special teams, and won the game 44-22, although their performance was less impressive in the fourth quarter. 

College Football 2025: First Week (UTSA)

Most of 2025 has been a king-sized load of crap, beginning in January with Duce 47 Assholini and his gang of useless toads, so it could be an enjoyable change of interests to watch Texas A&M football on TV for a few months, hoping the Aggies will be noticeably improved this season compared to how they performed in 2024.

The first game will be hosted at Kyle Field tomorrow (6:00 PM on ESPN). The opponent will be Texas University @ San Antonio, and A&M is favored by 22.5 points or 24.5 points at home, depending on where you look. The best quarterbacks on the 2024 roster transferred to other teams (Conner Weigman to UH and Jaylen Henderson to West Virginia). The new starting Aggie QB will probably be Marcel Reed, who executed some fairly good plays in 2024.

Texas U @ San Antonio may be harder to beat than most A&M fans are expecting, but College Football News has predicted an A&M advantage in rushing yardage and a 41-16 Aggie win. 

Updated 10:14 PM Saturday: The Aggies got started slowly, but was ahead 42-17 late in the fourth quarter, then gave up a late long drive (70 yards) that made the final score 42-24. 

Donald Gruntz versus Media

The last time I typed any political opinions around here, I was still facing some serious surgery, and I didn't get back home until June 20th. By then, I was sick of Donny Gruntz, sometimes known as Pussident Assholini 47, who spends most of his time taking chunks of shit out of his underwear and throwing them at media companies that have been reporting his uselessness as Pussident 47.

There are obvious reasons it's sensible to be sick of D. Gruntz: He constantly calls media organizations "the enemy of the people" because they aren't just biased, but dishonest, corrupt, and dangerous. Simple facts are that D. Gruntz is the worst enemy of Americans because of his dishonesty, corruption and dangerous behavior.

A short walk past a toxic waste dump...

I've scraped dog shit off the soles of my shoes that would make a much better pussident than the fat slob who occupies the position today.

And just for the record, President Joe Biden is 20,000,000 times the man that Dookie Don Assholini is now, ever was, or could ever possibly be. The simplest way to measure Assholini's horrifying inferiority as a member of the human race is to watch who he ridicules, why he does it, and how clever he thinks he's being.

Another easy way to measure Assholini's worthlessness is to look carefully at the other shit-scrapings he chooses to demolish the government of the United States. 

Odds & Ends & Stuff

When I read verbatim transcripts of Pussident Cheato Assholini's speeches, interviews, press conferences, or whatever, it's painfully obvious that he's an ignorant liar with the verbal communication skills of a third-grader. If he wasn't so repulsive, he'd be embarrassing. That's the likeliest explanation for all the official transcripts being scrubbed from the White House website. Of course, there are still plenty of his social media posts on Untrue & Antisocial that expose him as a dangerous mental case.

According to a Newsweek article, there are currently at least 23 former Fox News performers holding positions in Pussident Assholini's menstruation (sic) for which they are ridiculously unqualified. This helps to explain how the federal government is disintegrating so rapidly. Fats Assholini wanted to star in the ultimate TV reality show while (a) using his authority to punish his opponents, and (b) raking in as much dough as he could, as quickly as possible.

More Midweek Moolah Mumbling

Listen, mister pussident Fart Sniffer:

Let's spend the damn money for all the useful things we need, and to hell with more huge tax breaks for those fucking billionaires.

If Cruz gives Fart Sniffer a thumbs-down, it should be an attention-getter. It's also interesting to read that Rafael (Ted) isn't alone in his criticism of the sick fuck (TSF).

The Extreme Court is responsible for much of the dead weight we're carrying with Fart Sniffer in the White House. That can be partly rectified by reinforcing lower federal courts blocking TSF's unconstitutional executive orders. 

Friday Cry Day

The week is winding down, and here's something Pussident 47A can contemplate between now and Monday: Sorry Mr. Fart Sniffer, but if you're losing Drag Queen Empty Greene, things are headed downhill for you at scary speed.

P47A Fart Sniffer never looks and sounds dumber than when he pretends to be the epitome of American patriotism. The fat fart sniffer's true loyalty begins and ends with Russia , so why does he think he has permission to start renaming national holidays?

Fat Fart Sniffer has no real understanding of what religious freedom means in America, but as usual, he pretends to have expertise that is completely imaginary.