Weekend Weakness, Part 2

 All right, let's see a show of hands from all those who truly believe that D. Blobbo (Russian code name Agent Krasnov) will get extremely tough with Vladimir Putin if he refuses to negotiate a peaceful settlement with the Ukraine gubmint. 

Blobbo has abandoned the real world and now occupies his own personal little Fantasyland. For example, he experiences a periodic need to tell media interviewers he's seriously considering running for a third term, because so many Americans want his perfect leadership to continue indefinitely. He's so screwed up he even believes citizens of Greenland, Panama and Canada will eagerly join the United States to enjoy his leadership if he decides to invade them later.

Weekend Weakness

 A riddle for Saturday:

Question: Where is The Asshole of the World ?

Answer: Any place where Donold Duhmp and Felon Mush are located simultaneously.

Okay, that one was just too easy. We'll try to do better next time.

Friday's Fascist Foolishness

Duhmpy Donold (Russian code name Agent Krasnov) is lazy and ignorant, so laziness and ignorance are MAGA membership expectations now. The federal Department of Education is being demolished by executive order to make sure there are no exceptions to the membership rules. Jim Jordan and Empty Greene are models for the rest of the MAGA morons.

For the record, I did some checking and confirmed the 2025 Tesla Cybertruck is without any doubt the ugliest damned vehicle ever sold in the USA, with prices starting at a ridiculous $82,235.

Random Dialing

 It was only a few years ago (2021 to be exact) that most of the civilized world agreed Jumbo Dumbo was not only the worst U.S. president ever, but was a top contender to be named one of the three worst people in the world. In other words, four years of Pussydent 45 was certainly as bad as it could ever get. We thought.

Wrong again, dreamers. All it took to make things much, much worse was adding Elmo Mush to the mix, and allowing him to believe he was sharing the Pussydent 47 position with Jumbo Dumbo 50/50.

Happy Endings (Day 42)

Reading political news this past week was comparable to being dragged behind a mule for several miles. I started daydreaming about news stories involving Donno Duhmp and Elmo Mush (pussy-dents 47A and 47B until further notice), that cheered me up rather than depressing me.

The happy ending fantasies concerning Donno TRashdUMP, in no particular order, would be these:

• As his obvious senility increases, he's even less capable of handling official Pussydent responsibilities, and he signs a letter of resignation (required by 25th amendment), believing it's just another executive order.
• World leaders, including Putin, agree that he will not be permitted to attend or participate in any of their meetings, unless it's to make him the butt of cruel jokes and ridicule him. Donno has his ultimate meltdown and angrily resigns.
• Millions of MAGA monkeys finally realize they've been exploited by a con man who actually hates them, and Donno is swamped with death threats like those the monkeys have been sending to TRashdUMP's enemies for years.
• Putin injures TRashdUMP's delicate ego, who tries taking out his rage on  Melanoma. She shoots him in self-defense (or maybe it was one of the Secret Service guys who fired all those shots). 
  

America urgently needs to also be completely through with Elmo Mush. Here are the potential happy ending scenarios:

• Every federal contract or agreement still in effect with Elmo is null and void, and he's forced to reimburse the U.S. treasury for every federal dollar he's already collected. 

• Elmo finds himself surrounded by at least a dozen Russian Mafia hit-men sent by Putin. He's told he must leave the United States permanently and return to South Africa within 12 hours. If he ever sets foot in the U.S. again, he'll receive the kind of punishment Joe Pesci gets in Martin Scorsese movies like "Casino." 

Finally, anyone who voted for TRashdUMP in three consecutive elections should bear the brunt of the insane crap that Pussydents 47A and 47B are engaging in now.

The Blob Had Better Beware (Day 31)

The first month of Pussydent 50% x 47 has passed, and there's something interesting posted at AlterNet today that's similar to a first ray of warm sunshine. According to the article, Republicans in Congress are getting fed up with Don Key Wrecked 'Em and his reckless rapid destruction of the federal government. A clash between the jackass and Congress isn't certain, but it's definitely possible.

If blatant corruption and complete incompetence were capital offenses according to federal statutes, Don Key Wrecked 'em and Elmo Mush would be headed for lethal injection before too long. 

PS: Putin owns Wrecked 'em. Remember when Wrecked 'em was boasting about getting peace between Russia and Ukraine by snapping his fingers? 

Those Tesla Cybertrucks are just like the bastard who manufactures them. Like Elmo Musk himself, those things are ugly as fuck, and worthless pieces of shit that can't be trusted.

Beware of The Blob (24th Day, Part 2)

When Don Key Wrecked 'Em was Pussydent 45, he was determined by presidential historians to be The Worst Precedent (sic) in American History. After Joe Biden rolled over him in 2020, I was positive that Americans had seen the last of Dangling Turd's fat worthless ass in any elected office.

It's been about three weeks since Wrecked 'Em moved back into the WH. It's hard to believe, but he's definitely much worse now as P47 than he was as P45.

According to Wrecked 'Em, the only time the USA is NOT a shithole that's ridiculed by the rest of the world is when the person in the White House is anybody other than HIM. This is the total opposite of reality and proves his current dementia. He should be escorted out of the White House in a strait jacket and confined to an institution that provides care for psychopaths 65 and older.

Take money from needy poor people and give all of it to Shit Merchants like Elon.

Here's something that's really sick: Don Key Wrecked 'Em is crawling to Putin, begging for his affection. If he gets his way, Putin will be running the United States soon. 

Even More About the Return of the Blob

It's almost impossible to read the political news every day without wanting drastic actions taken to end the shitstorm that arrived on January 20th. I've decided there are two different problems which require similar solutions.

First, there's Pussident 47 (code name Dangling Turd) and at least a dozen or more unqualified nominees he dug out of garbage cans and trash dumps to fill important federal government positions (Kash Patel, Tulsi Gabbard, RFK Junior, Pete Hegseth, Pam Bondi, et al). Then there's backup Pussident, Elon & His Muskrat Band. In football terminology, this aggregation of worthless dipshits is the offense, with their mission being permanent destruction of the U.S. Constitution and American democracy (evidently preparing for eventual Russian occupation of the place). 

The second problem is the team playing defense, led by MAGA members of the House and Senate who protect the offensive players by ignoring or rationalizing illegal activity, with reinforcement from corporate/legacy media churning out propaganda normalizing the horror show. Those playing defense by protecting the offense should be eliminated by removing them from positions of authority in Congress, or closing down their newspapers and networks.

PS: Just enforce the goddamned laws that are already in the books, for cryin' out loud.