College Football 2025: First Week (UTSA)

Most of 2025 has been a king-sized load of crap, starting in January with Duce 47 Assholini and his crew of repulsive toads , so it might be a pleasant change of pace to watch some Texas A&M football for a few months, hoping the Aggies will be significantly improved this season compared to how they played in 2024.

The first game will be played at Kyle Field tomorrow (6:00 PM on ESPN). The opponent will be Texas University @ San Antonio, and A&M is favored by 22.5 points or 24.5 points at home. The best quarterbacks on the roster last season transferred to other teams (Conner Weigman to UH and Jaylen Henderson to West Virginia). The new starting Aggie QB will probably be Marcel Reed, who made some pretty good plays in 2024.

Texas U @ San Antonio may be harder to beat than most A&M fans are expecting, but College Football News has forecast an Aggie advantage in the rushing game and a 41-16 Aggie win. 

Donald Gruntz versus Media

The last time I typed any political opinions around here, I was still facing some serious surgery, and I didn't get back home until June 20th. By then, I was sick of Donny Gruntz, sometimes known as Pussident Assholini 47, who spends most of his time taking chunks of shit out of his underwear and throwing them at media companies that have been reporting his uselessness as Pussident 47.

There are obvious reasons it's sensible to be sick of D. Gruntz: He constantly calls media organizations "the enemy of the people" because they aren't just biased, but dishonest, corrupt, and dangerous. Simple facts are that D. Gruntz is the worst enemy of Americans because of his dishonesty, corruption and dangerous behavior.

A short walk past a toxic waste dump...

I've scraped dog shit off the soles of my shoes that would make a much better pussident than the fat slob who occupies the position today.

And just for the record, President Joe Biden is 20,000,000 times the man that Dookie Don Assholini is now, ever was, or could ever possibly be. The simplest way to measure Assholini's horrifying inferiority as a member of the human race is to watch who he ridicules, why he does it, and how clever he thinks he's being.

Another easy way to measure Assholini's worthlessness is to look carefully at the other shit-scrapings he chooses to demolish the government of the United States. 

Odds & Ends & Stuff

When I read verbatim transcripts of Pussident Cheato Assholini's speeches, interviews, press conferences, or whatever, it's painfully obvious that he's an ignorant liar with the verbal communication skills of a third-grader. If he wasn't so repulsive, he'd be embarrassing. That's the likeliest explanation for all the official transcripts being scrubbed from the White House website. Of course, there are still plenty of his social media posts on Untrue & Antisocial that expose him as a dangerous mental case.

According to a Newsweek article, there are currently at least 23 former Fox News performers holding positions in Pussident Assholini's menstruation (sic) for which they are ridiculously unqualified. This helps to explain how the federal government is disintegrating so rapidly. Fats Assholini wanted to star in the ultimate TV reality show while (a) using his authority to punish his opponents, and (b) raking in as much dough as he could, as quickly as possible.

More Midweek Moolah Mumbling

Listen, mister pussident Fart Sniffer:

Let's spend the damn money for all the useful things we need, and to hell with more huge tax breaks for those fucking billionaires.

If Cruz gives Fart Sniffer a thumbs-down, it should be an attention-getter. It's also interesting to read that Rafael (Ted) isn't alone in his criticism of the sick fuck (TSF).

The Extreme Court is responsible for much of the dead weight we're carrying with Fart Sniffer in the White House. That can be partly rectified by reinforcing lower federal courts blocking TSF's unconstitutional executive orders. 

Friday Cry Day

The week is winding down, and here's something Pussident 47A can contemplate between now and Monday: Sorry Mr. Fart Sniffer, but if you're losing Drag Queen Empty Greene, things are headed downhill for you at scary speed.

P47A Fart Sniffer never looks and sounds dumber than when he pretends to be the epitome of American patriotism. The fat fart sniffer's true loyalty begins and ends with Russia , so why does he think he has permission to start renaming national holidays?

Fat Fart Sniffer has no real understanding of what religious freedom means in America, but as usual, he pretends to have expertise that is completely imaginary.

Can Monday Be Fun Day?

One of the political news reports circulating on the liberal alternate media pages today concerns the so-called Secretary of Defense (sic), Pete Hegseth, who is still in trouble, or is in trouble again. It's now a proven fact that Hegseth is in no way qualified to hold the position he's in. The same thing applies to the bloated blob who selected his useless ass for the DOD job, and pushed him through the Senate confirmation process.

It's obvious the blob has none of the intelligence and experience needed to organize anything resembling an effective presidential administration. Instead of being a competent POTUS, Slobbo the Blobbo is shooting for something he thinks he's good at - starring in a mediocre TV reality show. That won't require him to BE a good precedent (sic), he just needs to LOOK LIKE ONE for the lights and cameras since most of his supporters are too damned ignorant to know the difference.

His time as Pussident 47 will be spent acting out scenes for the sort of low-information goobers who watch most of the Fox News programs or those on the more extreme right-wing news channels. To achieve the level of authenticity he wants, Slobbo filled every prestigious position in his cabinet with people who look good on television, and have experience as guests or hosts on Fox News interview shows. The only other conditions the nominees were required to meet were (A) complete loyalty to Slobbo and obedience to his commands, and (B) fluffing him with hand jobs when he's in a bad mood (most of the time).

Saturdazed Again So Soon?

 Some good reading on the internet about Bozo the Blob's dementia. Bozo is ignorant to begin with, and is losing his struggle with dementia - so of course, he's surrounded himself with unqualified advisors who only tell him things he wants to hear, and take the blame for his stupid mistakes.

To understand what's really happening with Bozo the Blob's misadmenstruation (sic), we need to realize it's all a TV reality show to him. Bozo only succeeds when he's entertaining low-information goobers on the television. 

Bozo insists he's making America great again when it's obvious that he's weakening us with every stunt he pulls. Russia recruited the Blob as an agent after it was determined that he could be very easily manipulated.