Friday, October 10, 2025

College Football 2025 Sixth Game (Florida)

 The season is zipping right along and somehow Texas A&M is unbeaten at 5-0 although the team has been pretty bad when it comes to penalties stalling out drives and hard times converting on third-down plays. Tomorrow, the Aggies welcome Florida (2-3) to Kyle Field. Florida has lost to LSU, Miami and SFU, but did achieve a fairly impressive 29-21 win against the Texas U. Longhorns last week. 

Tomorrow's game will be on ESPN at 6:00 PM, with A&M favored by 7 1/2 points at home. If the Aggies can gain first downs on third down plays and eliminate those damned penalties, College Football News predicts A&M can win 26-17 and keep their success going a while longer.

Saturday, October 4, 2025

College Football 2025: Fifth Game (Mississippi State)

This has been a busy week, and I haven't given college football much thought as a result. This morning, I was reminded that Texas A&M (4-0) will play Mississippi State (4-1) at Kyle Field tonight. Kickoff will be at 6:30 PM on SEC Network.

MSU has been a handful for the Aggies (9-9) in several games, and this might be another one. The Bulldogs have a single quality win so far, against Arizona State, and A&M is favored by about 14 1/2 points. That looks generous to me since the Aggies struggled to beat Auburn last week. Marcel Reed has been winning as the starting QB but isn't producing many dazzling performances yet. Maybe tonight?

College Football News warns this game could be a trap for the Aggies but predicts the home team will win 34-20. I'll welcome that final score any time against anybody.

Updated 11:02 PM Saturday 10/04/25: The game got off to a sluggish start, with A&M being penalized repeatedly. The score was 14-3 in the third quarter when we decided we'd seen enough. We watched a few reruns of the TV western "Lawman" then decided to check the score of the game. By then the Aggies had improved their lead to 31-9 in the 4th quarter, and that was the final score in an important SEC win for A&M. 

Saturday, September 27, 2025

College Football 2025: Fourth Game (Auburn)

After their open date last Saturday, Texas A&M gets back to business this afternoon, hosting Auburn (3-1) at Kyle Field. The game kicks off around 2:30 PM and will be televised on ESPN.

The Aggies are 3-0 after pulling out a last-minute win at Notre Dame, and Auburn is 3-1 after losing their fourth game 24-17 at Oklahoma. The Aggies are favored today by 6.5 points, but Auburn is almost always a tough opponent for them, which should be true again today. College Football News predicted the final score will be an A&M win (30-23), assuming Marcel Reed can shine in the passing game, and the Aggie defense can limit the Auburn running backs.

Update @ 6:24 PM Saturday:  Texas A&M was leading on the scoreboard most of the game, but the Aggies kept Auburn close with sloppy penalties that helped Auburn and hurt themselves. In the fourth quarter, Marcel Reed threw an interception that was returned over 70 yards and gave Auburn an easy two-yard TD run. For most of the 4th quarter, it seemed like A&M was going to blow a conference win with their mistakes. Things were satisfactory at the end with A&M clinging to a 16-10 lead and finishing with a 4-0 season record.

Thursday, September 25, 2025

Just Filling the Vacant Space

 Daddy Fatty 4Q is getting tough on Real Daddy, Vladimir Putin, by setting shorter deadlines for Russia to lose the war with Ukraine.

Fatty 4Q must think pissing all over Putin is another smart move that will inspire awe among the MAGA monkeys. He's recommending the European NATO nations just shoot down any Russian aircraft entering their airspace.

Maybe Putin should dispatch a trusted team to gather around Fatty 4Q in his Oval Office and remind the TV reality show host who's really in charge of decision-making since 2016.

Karo Syrup Leavitt, the current blonde bimbo Fatty 4Q chose as press secretary is another brain-dead airhead claiming Americans LOVE Daddy Fatty because his hatred of America is so  authentic.

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

A Week With No Football Game?

Fatty 4-Q will never be anything more than the most embarrassing old man in USA. Read the reports about his prolonged diatribe at the United Nations, then accept the fact that he's not capable of behaving like an intelligent, mature adult. Fatty 4-Q is a fool who makes at least half of American voters seem like fools themselves.

We should be getting sick and tired of this waste of crap.

Saturday, September 13, 2025

College Football 2025: Third Game (Notre Dame)

 The Texas A&M Aggies were able to coast past Texas U @ SA in their first game, then defeated Utah State at home in their second game. Things will start getting serious this week, with Texas A&M on the road at Notre Dame (0-1). The Irish lost their first game (27-24 against Miami) but are favored by seven points tonight at 6:30 PM on NBC. Notre Dame's overall record against A&M is 4-2, and they won the most recent game at Kyle Field in last year's opener.

College Football News expects the ND running game will be more than the Aggies can handle, resulting in a 31-17 loss on the road for TAMU. I'll probably watch as long as A&M is ahead or tied, and will probably stick around as long as ND is no more than six points ahead.

Update 10:56 PM Saturday 9/13/25: The Aggies were able to keep the score fairly close, but the fourth quarter, especially in the last few minutes, was insane. Notre Dame scored a late TD to go ahead, then missed the extra point attempt, leaving them ahead 40-34 with only a few minutes remaining in the game. The Aggies drove 74 yards to tie the score at 40-40 with seconds left on the clock, and the PAT conversion gave Elko his first big 2025 win at 41-40. 

Friday, September 5, 2025

College Football 2025: Second Game (Utah State)

As the new season strains to gain some forward momentum, tomorrow's game will match Aggies (Utah State) against Aggies (Texas A&M) at 11:45 AM (CST) on SEC Network. The betting line favors the Texas A&M Aggies by 31.5 or 32.5 points, and covering the spread may be too much to expect from the home team tomorrow, although College Football News is predicting a final score of 45-10 with A&M winning another home game.

Current events update 4:34 PM Friday: Texas A&M has traditionally maintained the image of a military school that produces commissioned officers, and that motivates me to add a note from the week's news:

Porky Pud-Knocker made a few headlines this week with his grand announcement that he intends to change the name of the Department of Defense to the War Department. This is probably not legal, but Pud-Knocker never wastes time doing anything that IS legal. Nearly every hour of his day is wasted spending time yanking off, and he's never done a single thing that made the United States a better place to live. He's a total waste of shit.

Update 3:32 PM Saturday: Texas A&M made some impressive plays on offense, defense and special teams, and won the game 44-22, although their performance was less impressive in the fourth quarter. 

Friday, August 29, 2025

College Football 2025: First Game (UTSA)

Most of 2025 has been a king-sized load of crap, beginning in January with Duce 47 Assholini and his gang of useless toads, so it could be an enjoyable change of interests to watch Texas A&M football on TV for a few months, hoping the Aggies will be noticeably improved this season compared to how they performed in 2024.

The first game will be hosted at Kyle Field tomorrow (6:00 PM on ESPN). The opponent will be Texas University @ San Antonio, and A&M is favored by 22.5 points or 24.5 points at home, depending on where you look. The best quarterbacks on the 2024 roster transferred to other teams (Conner Weigman to UH and Jaylen Henderson to West Virginia). The new starting Aggie QB will probably be Marcel Reed, who executed some fairly good plays in 2024.

Texas U @ San Antonio may be harder to beat than most A&M fans are expecting, but College Football News has predicted an A&M advantage in rushing yardage and a 41-16 Aggie win. 

Updated 10:14 PM Saturday: The Aggies got started slowly, but was ahead 42-17 late in the fourth quarter, then gave up a late long drive (70 yards) that made the final score 42-24.