The so-called precedent (sic) is scheduled to deliver his first state of the onion (sic) address tonight. I wouldn't watch 10 seconds of that horse's ass without being financially rewarded, maybe 100 dollars per second for starters, then 200 dollars per second after the first minute.
I pledged when George W. Bush took office that I'd go out of my way to avoid seeing him on television in any live context (speeches, press conferences, etc), but frankly, Bush 43 looks like he belongs on Mount Rushmore compared to Comrade Creamsicle. If I refused to watch W, there's no fucking way I'll watch the azzwhole without significant compensation.
Daily Kos is pretty sure the azzwhole will bomb tonight, and it's only a matter of how deep the crater will be. One key will be how much time he wastes bragging about his personal awesomeness and his magnificent Electoral College victory.
The first speech he made after taking the oath of office probably set the pattern. That was widely criticized as the worst inaugural address since the invention of the radio. Will he do it again tonight?
Added 10:40 PM same day:
Holy crap, he just can't control himself, can he?
According to this shit nozzle on CNN, Comrade Creamsicle read some words for nearly an hour with no diarrhea other than the verbal kind, therefore tonight, he became the president. This is the sort of deep analysis and critical judgment that caused me to abandon cable news channels after the 2012 election.
I pledged when George W. Bush took office that I'd go out of my way to avoid seeing him on television in any live context (speeches, press conferences, etc), but frankly, Bush 43 looks like he belongs on Mount Rushmore compared to Comrade Creamsicle. If I refused to watch W, there's no fucking way I'll watch the azzwhole without significant compensation.
Daily Kos is pretty sure the azzwhole will bomb tonight, and it's only a matter of how deep the crater will be. One key will be how much time he wastes bragging about his personal awesomeness and his magnificent Electoral College victory.
The first speech he made after taking the oath of office probably set the pattern. That was widely criticized as the worst inaugural address since the invention of the radio. Will he do it again tonight?
Added 10:40 PM same day:
Holy crap, he just can't control himself, can he?
According to this shit nozzle on CNN, Comrade Creamsicle read some words for nearly an hour with no diarrhea other than the verbal kind, therefore tonight, he became the president. This is the sort of deep analysis and critical judgment that caused me to abandon cable news channels after the 2012 election.
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