I have to give El Perrito credit -- he knows exactly how to keep the hicks, hayseeds, rubes and dipshits eating out of the palm of his hand. As long as he can do that, he can count on getting over half the votes every time he runs for office in Texas.
Perrito hasn't quite decided whether he wants to run for president or just be the grand ayatollah. I was talking to God the other day, and He said, " You know, that Perry guy is a total asshole. He's barely qualified to hold the job he's got, and he should just quit while he's ahead."
I said, "God, I wish you'd tell him that."
God replied, "Well, I would -- if I could stand to listen to his bullshit."
I thought the exact same thing. God help us (teachers) if he gets elected.
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