Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Saving Money

More old people dying sooner rather than later will eventually save money by reducing Social Security benefit payments. Another rationale for Trump Care.

Three billion big Georges ? The Cheese Prince just experienced an orgasm.

Monday, March 6, 2017

A Closed Loop

There are reports that the so-called precedent (sic) spends several hours every day watching Fox News, which is now a primary information source for him. Every time he dreams up something like an Obama conspiracy to tap his phone, he then watches how his tweets are being covered on Fox News for the hourly dose of affirmation his sick ego requires. This is the validation that motivates him to churn out more feverish fantasies, which in turn leads to more public stroking from Fox News. Call it the circle game.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Speech Therapy

The so-called precedent (sic) is scheduled to deliver his first state of the onion (sic) address tonight. I wouldn't watch 10 seconds of that horse's ass without being financially rewarded, maybe 100 dollars per second for starters, then 200 dollars per second after the first minute.

I pledged when George W. Bush took office that I'd go out of my way to avoid seeing him on television in any live context (speeches, press conferences, etc), but frankly, Bush 43 looks like he belongs on Mount Rushmore compared to Comrade Creamsicle. If I refused to watch W, there's no fucking way I'll watch the azzwhole without significant compensation.

Daily Kos is pretty sure the azzwhole will bomb tonight, and it's only a matter of how deep the crater will be. One key will be how much time he wastes bragging about his personal awesomeness and his magnificent Electoral College victory.

The first speech he made after taking the oath of office probably set the pattern. That was widely criticized as the worst inaugural address since the invention of the radio. Will he do it again tonight?

Added 10:40 PM same day:

Holy crap, he just can't control himself, can he?

According to this shit nozzle on CNN, Comrade Creamsicle read some words for nearly an hour with no diarrhea other than the verbal kind, therefore tonight, he became the president. This is the sort of deep analysis and critical judgment that caused me to abandon cable news channels after the 2012 election.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Checking my watch

We've had a full month of Comrade Creamsicle's insanity, and I'm waiting to see if there's at least ONE elected Republican with the moral courage, integrity, and simple human decency to say, "This is wrong, it's bad for America, and I will no longer support him."

So far, not one has made an appearance, and frankly, I doubt there are any people with those qualities in the Republican Party. This waiting period may be of infinite duration.

Added 12:18 PM Saturday 25 February:

Wouldn't it be a kick if the first Republican to take a morally courageous stand against Comrade Creamsicle turned out to be somebody like Rep. Darrell Issa?

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Russian sympathizers

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher would love to be Putin's butt buddy, like the so-called president and Iowa Rep. Steve King. Rohrabacher is a putrid slime ball, which is why he calls his constituents 'enemies of democracy' because they keep insisting that he meet with them. This is the wrong guy to be calling other people anti-American.

Meanwhile, Senator Rand Paul is still a maggot-filled little shit puddle with a dork haircut.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

One of 200,000

There are probably 200,000 things about the so-called presidency that make me want to puke. One of them is having Republican assholes like Kellyanne explain that he's restoring traditional American values. Either they're stupid, or they think we are.

Correction: Republicans definitely think we're stupid.