Thursday, February 8, 2018

Friday, February 2, 2018

Faking It

Donny Phatazz would struggle with third-grade arithmetic, and he's trying to fake his way through doctoral-level physics and calculus. Here's his answer to press inquiries about the Devin Nunes memo fiasco:

Trump said, “I think it’s terrible. You want to know the truth; I think it’s a disgrace what’s going on in this country. I think it’s a disgrace. The memo sent to Congress, it was declassified. Congress will do whatever they’re going to do, but I think it’s a disgrace what’s happening in our country. When you look at that, and you see that and so many other things, what’s going on, a lot of people should be ashamed of themselves and much worse than that. So I sent it over to Congress. They will do what they are going to do, whatever they do is fine. It was declassified and let’s see what happens. A lot of people should be ashamed. Thank you very much.”

This repulsive asshole needs to be held back for remedial instruction. He was right in saying that what's happening in our country is a disgrace. The disgrace is Donny Phatazz and the rest of the Golden Shit Hole.

Monday, January 29, 2018

Deadline? What fucking deadline?

Here's what it boils down to: Russia owns the United States as long as Donny Dimwit is the so-called precedent (sic) and Republicans in Congress refuse to enforce anything resembling Constitutional checks and balances. The fix is in.

They're all in on it. Every goddamned one of them.

The Russians know they own Fat Motherfucker, and they love it.

PS: Donny Dimwit Jr. is living proof that being an asshole is genetically transmitted to the spawn when the parent is impaired with the condition.

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

The DACA Solution

The number of young people protected by DACA is estimated to be around 800,000. I recommend the U.S. government grant permanent legal resident status to all 800,000 of them. Then, instead of rounding them up for mass deportation, we should deport 800,000 Republicans, starting with Donny, his entire cabinet and staff, most of his appointees, every Republican in Congress who hasn't announced retirement, and every conservative who's ever defended Donny on a cable news program. All 800,000 should be shipped to Russia where Putin can decide what he wants to do with them.

Saturday, January 20, 2018


If a new poll's accurate, Donny Trumpery is hemorrhaging popular support after a mere 12 months as the so-called precedent (sic). Even Republicans seem to be having second thoughts about this mess.

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Let's hope that proves to be true this year.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

The Establishment Candidate

The Atlantic discusses Russian interference in the 2016 election: Who knew what, and when did they know it? Well, Kevin McCarthy and others knew in June 2016.

At Hullabaloo, Digby writes about the way poor Lindsey Graham got played. Maybe Lindsey learned his lesson? I'm not counting on that.