Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Another Universal Truth

Like the sun rising in the east and setting in the west, we can always depend on one thing: Sooner or later, congressional Republicans will actually do every rotten thing they ever falsely accused Democrats of doing.

Go ahead and take it to the bank.

Added 12:23 PM same day. 

More truth: Republicans will constantly fight the idea that Donnie Two Scoops is an illegitimate so-called precedent (sic) because of extensive Russian interference in the 2016 election. That's just one more thing they're wrong about. There'll be a permanent asterisk in the history books, and any legislation the asshole signs should be null and void.

"Pull my finger again, Mitch."

Monday, June 19, 2017

Tweets and twits

David Frum tweet:
Regular reminder that Donald Trump’s core competency is not deal-making with powerful counter-parties. It is duping gullible victims.
Added 12:41 PM Monday 19 June:

An entertaining aspect of the Donnie Two Scoops predicament is his fruitless search for cutting edge legal protection. The latest hack trotted out like a trained monkey to make Donnie's plea for the TV cameras is Jay Sekulow, whose claim to fame (such as it is) involves his work for the American Taliban, trying to turn back the calendar to a time when abortion and homosexuality were punished as criminal activities.

At this point, Donnie Two Scoops isn't even trying to win back the voters who've left him -- he's desperately trying to hold onto the ones who haven't. Apparently, he hired Sekulow because he's seen the guy talking nicely about him on Fox News (Donnie's narrow window to the world).

Friday, June 16, 2017


Texas has two Senators, like all states. Both are, as the old man always said, worthless as tits on a boar hog. Rafael (Ted) Cruz is a total waste of oxygen, and his senior partner, Corndog Cornyn, is nearly as bad.

The latest proof of Cornyn's worthlessness is his willingness to copy Donnie Two Scoops, one of the three worst political leaders on earth.

Cruz, Cornyn, Louie Gohmert, Danny Patrick, Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton, Tom DeLay, Sid Miller, Rick Perry, ad infinitum. What the hell is wrong with Texas?

Almost as rotten as Ted Cruz

Thursday, June 15, 2017


There's been a ton of proof available for years that Republican voters are easily the dumbest fucks on earth, but here's some more: GOP politicians know the excuses they're making for Donnie Two Scoops will persuade the base. Things like -- Donnie is too inexperienced in politics to understand what he's not supposed to do, or Donnie doesn't have the right vocabulary to use so that people won't misunderstand what he's saying and start believing he did bad things.

They know their base is packed to the brim with uneducated assholes who'll buy this horse manure all day and all night long, year after year... and as long as their base is satisfied, they don't give a fuck about the other 65 percent of Americans.

Needs training wheels

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

How Convenient

Now Republicans have found the perfect excuse to avoid listening to their constituents in town hall meetings... hot lead.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017


Russian interference in the 2016 election was more extensive than we were led to believe, but there's no sign that Donnie Two Scoops gives a shit. Like the assassination of John F. Kennedy, we may never be allowed to know the complete truth about Russian attempts to move or erase votes in key states.

Mitch McConnell is determined to pass Trump Care in the Senate, and there isn't much Democrats can do to stop it.

Here's the dilemma: Is it better for a Republican to die slowly and painfully from an incurable rare disease, or be torn apart by a pack of wild dogs? Hmmm, that's a tough one.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Why waste time?

Daily Kos explains why it would be an exercise in futility for Donnie Two Scoops to testify under oath about James Comey's statements to the Senate this week.

It's dangerous when the country's chief executive is a mental case who believes anything he says is true, and anything he does is legal. With anyone else, we'd call it delusional disorder. Republicans now call it "a unique leadership style."

World's Greatest Lying Bastard