Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Midweek Mumbling

 Okay, you show me people who insist their lives were better four years ago (March 2020) under Don Old Demento, and I'll show you ignorant assholes who should forfeit their right to vote.

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Hump Daze

Is Wednesday still referred to as hump day? When you retire, all the days of the traditional M-F work week are about the same.

Yesterday, the bloated waste of shit was being especially repulsive, even more than usual, while he was making noise about locking Nikki Haley's supporters out of the Republican Party. He's officially renamed the party MAGA and apparently considers it personal property under his exclusive ownership now.

Haley fought a good fight, and campaigned against the worthless asshole TSF actually is instead of the gift to the world he thinks he is. In every primary, she earned the votes of people who've had enough of MAGA and want another choice (usually between 20 and 40 percent of the total).

Now that Haley won't be on the campaign trail ripping him a new hole, the weak slimeball has reversed himself again, and is begging Haley's voters to crawl back to him. Joe is already making a strong appeal to them himself. If he can attract most of them, he'll be around for another four years.

PS at 5:52 PM: If all those people who voted for Nikki Haley are serious about wanting an alternative to TSF Don Old Hump, their smartest move will be to support Joe with their votes in November. That's the only move that will end Hump's catastrophic political career permanently. Will they be wise enough to do it?

Thursday, February 29, 2024

Hysteria

I was surprised late yesterday when I first read about the Extreme Court's choice to take up Dipshit Dimwit's appeal that he can't be guilty of felonies since he had total immunity as the so-called precedent (sic). After the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that no immunity existed, I expected the Extremes to stay above the fray and uninvolved.

The reaction among liberals who post on Democratic-leaning web pages seems to follow the usual pattern. Many of them are surrendering, expecting the six right-wingers to confirm immunity, or more likely, slow down the process to keep the federal cases in D.C. and Florida from happening before November.

There are a few liberals who caution against panic and since I don't know what's going on behind closed doors, I'll try to remain patient. I can't see more than the two worst Extremes (Smug Sammy and Clearance Sale) confirming immunity. 

Added 6:19 PM: I stopped worrying about politics to start working on my income tax return, then went back to the internet to see what new crisis had developed. The Extremes plan to start hearing arguments on April 22nd, but most Democrats seem convinced that they won't issue their ruling on immunity for several months afterward. I"m not able to locate any credible confirmation of this timeline (that it's written in stone, or otherwise required).

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Unprecedented?

Nearly every day, Dimwit Dipshit posts a lengthy screed in all-caps on his shabby social media platform. These diatribes repeat the same tiresome complaints about his trials & tribulations, which he insists have never happened before in U.S. history and prove the nation is falling apart. What Dipshit will never acknowledge is that what's happening now says much more about HIM than it says about America. He's the worst mistake this country ever made, and now we're paying for it.

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Valentine Daze

I didn't need to read many of the articles in this morning's news to decide one thing: The simplest and surest way to recognize serious mental illness is whenever someone says electing D91FC is necessary to save America, proving their perception of reality has been completely reversed (like an old B&W photo negative).

A lot of MAGA mental cases believe D91FC was sent by god. If she sent that bastard, her stock of poisonous toads and giant cockroaches must have been totally depleted.

Some breaking news reports this afternoon concern a serious national security threat presented by Russia. Maybe this will stimulate a lot of fierce criticism and backlash against the Waste of Shit and every one of his Russia-loving MAGA Monkeys - like Ron Johnson, Tucker Carlson, Rand Paul, Empty Greene, et al.

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Super Sunday 58

I lost interest in pro football years ago and haven't seen a Super Bowl game from beginning to end in at least a decade. I wouldn't have been interested in the one played today except for Taylor Swift and the fact that so many MAGA morons are enraged by her recent political activism. I'm no fan of the San Francisco 49ers or the Kansas City Chiefs, but I decided to watch SB58 tonight and root enthusiastically for Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce and the Chiefs, assuming a KC win could infuriate low-information assholes who voted for the Waste of Shit.

It was a game mainly shaped by both defenses, but the Chiefs finally won 25-22 in overtime, and all is right in my world tonight.

Updated 10:37 AM Monday: This morning's report on the newest load of crap from Donny B. Nutz was almost predictable since he tries to shove his way into any media spotlights trained on popular superstars like Taylor Swift. This time, the maniac is claiming to be responsible for Swift's enormous wealth and that he therefore deserves loyalty from her.

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Why D91FC?

I hate the thought of typing his last name or referring to him as President, so I don't do it.

My new shortcut will be D91FC (for Donald 91 Felony Counts).

Many of the people who express their opinions professionally believe the Extremes will leave the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals decision alone. Assuming that's correct, I expect D91FC's next attempted defense will be something along the lines of "I really thought I had infinite immunity. Nobody ever told me I didn't."

The failure of leadership among MAGA morons begins at the top with D91FC and includes his Wussy Boy, Mike Johnson, in the House and Moscow Mitch in the Senate. 

Updated 4:40 PM Wednesday: There are additional developments in the New York financial fraud civil suit involving perjured testimony by one of D91FC's witnesses, and there's speculation that Judge Engoron may be preparing to increase the penalties as a result. I just hope that when all the courts, judges and juries are finished with his worthless ass, D91FC will look like 32 gallons of crunchy-style peanut butter smeared on the world's largest saltine cracker (metaphorically).

Saturday, February 3, 2024

Shaking the Money Tree

Where's the incentive for Demented Dumbass Donald to obey the law when he can spend millions of dollars in political campaign donations to pay lawyers and other legal expenses as soon as he's indicted for his felonies?

Update 11:46 PM Sunday 2/4/24: Confirmation that Tucker Carlson is pro-Russia all the way, and should be Demented Donald's running mate.